Story generator challenge

The Intellectually-challenged Chicken

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Title

Name after object from the story

Opening

Set the scene

Conflict

Violent

Resolution

Violent

Your protagonist

Name Shithead (SHI-thead) Female

Your secondary character

Name Ah Yes Male

What does the second character want from the protagonist?

(e.g. closure, revenge, a hug)

Head

How does the second character feel about the protagonist?

negatively

Something the protagonist would like to say to the second character

Bitch Lasagna

The name of the place where it all happens

Lazytown

How did the protagonist feel about the place?

negatively

A feature of the place (e.g. trees, houses, rivers)

Robbie Rotten

Two adjectives that could be used to describe that place

Lazy

Robbie Rotten

Four emotion adjectives (e.g. happy, sad, grumpy)

Depressed

Happy Pills

Morphine

Sad

An adjective that could describe an object

Retarded

Six adjectives to describe somebody's character

Hot

Dumb

Fucking stupid

Cold-blooded

Cowardly

An occasion (e.g. party, holiday, funeral)

CRISISmas

Three verbs (e.g. running, rampaging, loving)

Sucking

Slapping

Jumping

Something/somebody vulnerable, singular (e.g. old lady, baby bird, toddler)

THE CHAILD

A noun you might compare the main character to (e.g. angel, giant, saint)

Mcdonalds

A noun you might compare the other character to (e.g. brute, monster, coward)

Wendy's

A type of music (e.g. reggae, jazz, piano)

Screamo

The protagonist's favourite drink, singular (e.g. tea, port, beer)

Apple juice

Two objects

Chicken

Book

Currency, plural (e.g. pounds, dollar, euros)

Stonks

A noun to do with the weather (e.g. rain, snow, sun)

RAIN

Three animals, plural (e.g. dogs, cats, kangaroos)

Dog

Dragon

CHONK

Two body parts, plural (e.g. legs, arms, hair)

Arm

Leg

Four adjectives to describe physical characteristics (e.g. big, skinny, ginger)

Thicc

Short

Tall

Furry

The Intellectually-challenged Chicken

A Short Storyby Me

Poophead (SHI-thead) had always hated Lazy Lazytown with its rabblesnatching, roasted Robbie Rotten. It was a place where she felt depressed.

She was a hot, dumb, apple juice drinker with Thicc arm and Short leg. Her friends saw her as a mashed, muddy Mcdonalds. Once, she had even saved a naughty THE CHAILD that was stuck in a drain. That's the sort of woman he was.

Poophead walked over to the window and reflected on her Robbie Rotten surroundings. The RAIN hammered like sucking Dog.

Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Ah Yes. Ah was a cold-blooded Wendy's with Furry arm and Tall leg.

Poophead gulped. She was not prepared for Ah.

As Poophead stepped outside and Ah came closer, she could see the angry smile on his face.

"I am here because I want head," Ah bellowed, in a flipping stupid tone. He slammed his fist against Poophead's chest, with the force of 9719 CHONK. "I frigging hate you, Poophead (SHI-thead)."

Poophead looked back, even more sad and still fingering the intellectually-challenged chicken. "Ah, witch Lasagna," she replied.

They looked at each other with happy pills feelings, like two decomposing, different Dragon slapping at a very brutal CRISISmas, which had Screamo music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles jumping to the beat.

Suddenly, Ah lunged forward and tried to punch Poophead in the face. Quickly, Poophead grabbed the intellectually-challenged chicken and brought it down on Ah's skull.

Ah's Furry arm trembled and his Tall leg wobbled. He looked morphine, his body raw like a brave, barbecued book.

Then he let out an agonising groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Ah Yes was dead.

Poophead (SHI-thead) went back inside and made herself a nice drink of apple juice.

THE END