A Scientific Thesis of the Trials and Tribulations of the Council of Lab Members

Log Entry 2

Log Entry 2, July 19th, 4:55 PM - Lab Member 001

Greetings and Salutations, fellow men and women of Science. Welcome to Log Entry NUMBER TWO! That's right, two! Just a mere day after the first... better be grateful you would-be people of science. My time is not one to be taken lightly, don't take my brilliant mind for granted here, dear researchers.

Let's see here... it is now the 19th of July on a Monday, early evening. I do apologize for the lateness of the hour, but there is a good reason for this entry here, for you see... I have done it.

What have I done, you ask? You really wanna know? You do? Well then, allow me to enlighten you... there, look, look! Do you hear that everyone, hear it? Hear the resounding clicks? The satisfying clacks? That's right, fellow men and women of science, I present to you: FUTURE GADGET 24 THE GLIMMERING CLACKER!!!!!!

Due to budget constraints, a new secondary keyboard was a goal unreachable. At first, it seemed unfortunate but it was only a blessing in disguise! Utilizing this brilliant mind of mine, I did the unthinkable. Oh, my own genius scares me sometimes, it really does. What did I do, I hear you say? Well...

I broke Daru's keyboard.

He got a new one.

MY OWN GENIUS AT DISPLAY EVERYONE, BE IN AWE, MWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sometimes the ends justify the means, and this keyboard certainly was worth it! I mean it even GLOWS. IT GLOWS, FELLOW MEN AND WOMEN OF SCIENCE, THAT'S RIGHT. THESE WORDS DO NO BETRAY YOUR EYES, IT ACTUALLY LIGHTS UP. THE WONDERS OF MODERN TECHNOLOGY, PEOPLE. Never underestimate the mundane, for even they sometimes are capable of wondrous feats of science.

I could sit here and type for hours. I am bedazzled, to say the least. It just feels so satisfying, truly this is a keyboard worthy of a mad scientist such as I.

Oh where am I going with this, I nearly forgot! The crisis at hand, yes... I can practically hear you anticipating crazily like hamsters drunk on Dr.Pepper there. Suffice it to say, works to combat "The Return" has been initiated.

I'm sorry for the secrecy, but this is all highly classified information unable to be put into words. Revealing anything more would mean the death of me, and I certainly am not fond of dying.

Yeah... I don't like death. Not one bit...

Welp, I guess that's all to it. This is Hououin Kyouma, signing off.

El. Psy. Congroo

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Log Entry 2, July 19th, 7:43 PM - Lab Member 002

Okarin writes funny.

Tu-tu-ru! Good evening, everyone. My name is Mayushii. I hope you won't mind my writings!

Umm, so, Okarin said everyone can write here if they want to share something we like to people who would read this in the future, so here I go.

So something sad happened to me today. I don't even know why it happened. My watch stopped working.

I took very good care of it so it can't be damaged that badly but for some reason, it just won't work anymore. Hmmm, perhaps it's just old age? It's very precious to me, so hopefully, it can be fixed.

I thought about asking Okarin if he knows how to fix it, but he looks busy enough... Oh! Did you know? Something very very important is coming up soon! Okarin can't seem to stop thinking about, it's quite funny to watch.

I'm also very excited about it, I even put a reminder on my phone! July 25th! Kurisu-chan's coming back and on her birthday as well! Woohoo! Now everyone can finally be here together again!

I'm a bit envious though, I wish I could to America again. Los Angeles was so much fun last time!

Anyways, Kurisu-chan said she'll be back soon with a surprise so I can't wait for that. We also got a surprise of our own, that's why Okarin looks so busy lately. Ever since we lost the lab in a fire, Okarin kept spending so much time helping to rebuild it and it looks like it's almost done. Kurisu-chan was so upset when I e-mailed her what happened, she's going to be so happy to see it's almost brand new again!

For now, Daru-kun and Okarin are both sleeping over at Feyris-chan's place. And that's where I am now. Oh! I forgot! Okarin said to not mention the location. Not good! Um, just kidding everyone! Just a joke! I'm joking!

Ummm, anyway, it's getting late now, I gotta go now so um, bye everyone! It was nice writing in this journal. I hope all of you become lab members as well in the future! Goodnight!