Citrus Fruits and Sour Friends

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"Come on Katsuki, get your ass out of your room, you little punk!"

"Shut the fuck up you old hag, I'll do whatever the fuck I want!" My phone chimed on the desk next to the piles of nearly completed homework that was assigned to us yesterday. I ignored it, knowing it would be one of the idiots I somehow managed to put up with.

"You don't have the goddamn right to speak to me like that you brat! I am your mother, and I figured since your fucking grandmother is coming over, you'd wanna fuck off for the day to delay your visit, dumbass."

Well fuck.

My phone blew up with notifications out of nowhere, vibrating every two fucking seconds. I snatched it off of the desk, ripping the charger out along the way to see why the hell I was getting so many messages.

'Bakusquad'

Red-Riot: Hey guys! I made a gc for us because I figured itd save time to talk here than to everyone separately

Pikachu: sweet man

Pikachu: yo but y r we called the 'bakusquad' lol

Alien-Kween: yeah, is there something your gay ass isn't telling us???

Sero_Tape: oooooooooooo

Red-Riot: Its because he kind of brought us all together. Hes super manly like that

Red-Riot: Also hes in the chat too so your assumptions arent cool my dudes

Bakugo's eyes twitched in irritation, he began angrily typing a reply, oblivious to both the meaning of insinuations that Pinky and Tape Face has made, and the sudden silence in the house.

Baku-splode: What the fuck is this bullshit? If you're going to drag my ass into a group chat, at least talk like you aren't a bunch of fucking five-year-olds.

Baku-splode: Also, what the fuck is up with this goddammed name you gave me?

Red-Riot: Sorry man Kaminari chose it

Pikachu: dont thro me under the bus man hell kill me

Baku-splode: Your spelling and grammar are actually killing my brain cells, so either you shut the fuck up, or I beat your asses you fuckwads.

Alien-Kween: yo yo we should hang out

Sero_Tape: Yeah im down to hang

Pikachu: hell yeah boiis

Pikachu: where @ tho?

Alien-Kween: how about karaoke?????

Red-Riot: Theres one just down town

Pikachu: You comin McSplodey

Baku-splode: Fuck off, no way will I be caught with you dunces in public.

Baku-splode: God fucking dammit.

Baku-splode changed their nickname to King_Explosion_murder

It was just now that Bakugo noticed the deafening quiet that filled the area surrounding him, as well as the heat emanating from directly behind him.

"You didn't tell me that you had friends Katsuki." My head snapped around fast enough to give me whiplash if I was a pussy.

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