Crackhead Convo

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Me and my (Asian) friends were at the park just hanging out until we saw a small bike with training wheels on.

Afterwards, this convo happened. (Af1 = Asian friend #) (OF =Other friend)

Me: Guys what do you call a bike with training wheels on? (I asked with genuine curiosity)

AF1: well a bike with training wheels duuh.

Me: Nooo I mean like, if you call a bike with one wheel a unicycle, a bike with two wheels a bike and bike with three wheels a tricycle then what about a four wheeled bike?

*silence for a few minutes*

Me: maybe a Quadracle..... quadcycle..... catcycle...... Quatracle..... Quatcycle....

AF2: Wait why catcycle..?

Me: Cause French duh (I live in Canada and I just learned French. quatre is 4 in French but it's pronounced "cat-r")

AF1: But Wait why Quatcycle?

Me: Because Spanish..

AF1 & 2: Ooooh...

AF2: That makes sense...

AF1: But it all sounds stupid

Me: 🙄☹️☹️☹️.... I'll ask then.

*I asked my other friends until reached this one friend who was swinging on the swings*

Me: what do you think sounds best?

OF: What the fuck is this even for?

Me: Cause we were wondering what a bike with training wheels was called...
 
OF: It's called a car duuhh

Me: *blinks*

AF1 & 2: *blinks*

AF1: We are so dumb...

Me: IKR...

*Then we all bursted out laughing*















Me: But wait i was asking for a bike....

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I'll leave the rest to ur imagination

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