A hero's guide to first impressions and shampoo

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Gleaming I glanced out of the chauffeur's windows and fantasised about what my first day was going to be like after all, I have been working up to this point for more than half my life!

"Y/N do you think I've studied enough general history or am I underprepared???" Momo faced me as if she was a diligent puppy, I released a bit of nervous steam (literally) and responded,

"Momo you've been studying for general history second year ok, to be perfectly honest you're over prepared if anything."

Momo blushed and faced her school bag meekly, "I know that it's just that I'm a bit excited. Being a hero means the world to me and if I can't even get the scholarly aspect right, why even bother with the hero part right?" I paused for a bit...fumbling with my words,

"I get what you're saying but if you can't put faith in yourself as a hero, you're setting yourself up to fail ok? For now let's just focus on getting through the front gate. Otherwise there won't even be a hero part to worry about."

Momo smiled and faced me with an expression that most definitely meant she was anxious, anxious but ready to face whatever. I grinned back.

"Young misses it is time to disembark," the chauffeur stated as he straightened his sleeve cuffs.

We both nodded as we grabbed our bags and headed out of the car. The front gates towered over the both of us as we headed towards the buildings that were certain to shape our futures permanently.

•time skip•

"Remove your foot from your desk this instant! Such an action is insulting not only to the craftsmen who made the desk, but it's a direct insult to all of those who have attended our great school!!" A royal blue haired man demeaningly stated as he was trying to persuade another student to remove his foot from their desk. Although for someone who was trying to maintain some form of order, it seems as though he was contributing to half of the chaos.

*:(;゙゚'):*
A curly green haired student was stuck right in front of the entrance speaking in kaomoji's and setting new world records on just how much sweat you can release when you're nervous.

I tapped his shoulder, " You alive?" He shuddered, for a moment I saw his spirit leave his body, until the student that was disrespecting the desk started to twitch and stare at him angrily.

"It's the plain looking guy!" A sweet peachy pink cheeked girl squeezed through the commotion and greeted the 73% dead student who was now a sweet peachy pink too.

"You got in! Just like present mic said!!" She was swinging her arms around in joyous strides. She was almost going to explode from how happy she looked.

"Umm...are we able to get through?" Momo lightly tapped on the pink cheeked girls shoulders, "Oh!!! Of course I'm so sorry," the pink cheeked girl blurted out as Momo and I quietly pushed through. As we slowly got to escape the noise and find a place to sit each, a grizzly somewhat pissed off voice disrupted the ever present chatter,

"If you're only here to socialise then get out."
Pink cheeks girl and green haired boy's eye's both widened twice the recommended amount,

"This is the hero course..."

"Not a playground."

A terrifying slurp echoed throughout the room, as a gogurt packet was drained of any life force it could've dreamed of.

"It took you 8 seconds to quiet down either you don't understand the value of time yet, or you think I get paid even half of the requirement to care." A scraggly haired man who appeared to be either homeless or unaware that showers are a thing emerged from a sleeping bag as if it were a cocoon.

"I'm your homeroom teacher Shota Aizawa, pleased to be here," he scratched his face and readjusted his jagged scarf, "Hurry along now, go change into your gym clothes and head out to the grounds."

'Today's going to be a long day," I mumbled as I headed towards the changing rooms with a devastated expression.

———
"A test on our quirks?!" the whole class was in uproar. I stuck by Momo's side as I began to wonder just whether or not all teachers at U.A were like this.

"Now I'm not going to bore you with formalities so I'll jump straight ahead to explanations. You guys all did stuff like standard P.E tests without your quirks right? Well now we're going to test those abilities with your quirks." He yawned a little.

"Bakugo. How far could you throw in these tests without your quirk?"

"67 meters," the spike ball disgruntingly said.

"Great now try it with your quirk. Just stay in the circle and do whatever you need."

Bakugou nodded as he did a couple stretches before throwing the ball with a huge explosive force,

"Die!!"

*Fwooosh!*

"It's important for you to know your own limits," the un-shampooed man had stated, "It's one of the first steps into evaluating all of your potentials as future heroes ."
He grinned and showed a small screen that displayed Bakugo's score.

                「705.2m」

The ball seemingly broke the sound barrier. We were all stunned.

"I can't believe we're aloud quirks!"
"Hero course da bomb!"
"705m seriously??!"

My classmates were all riled up. They were roaring with impressed chatter. Although to be fair I too was both quite impressed and concerned from this demonstration. As much as that counts anyways.

" 'da bomb' you say."

He paused with semi gritted teeth, "You expect to attend the hero course for three years...and you think this is all just going to be 'da bomb'..?" Mr. Aizawa gave us all the a look that I think, made a short purple guy wet his pants.

"Right. Since this is a judge of potential, the student with the lowest score in total will be expelled. Under the impression that they have the least."

...yeah the purple guy has definitely wet his pants...well at the very least I know who's going to be last. I smirked a little bit and faced Momo who's only expression as of now was of utter disappointment.

"Do you really think everyone's going to believe Mr. Aizawa?" She whispered in my ear. With a small sigh I responded, "I hope not."

A/n ☆〜(ゝ。∂)see ya next chapter! (I feel bad for ending here but it's over a 1000 words and I don't want to make chapters too long;;)

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