OKAY SO SELF CENTERED PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY THE WORST. LIKE, I CAN STAND MEAN PEOPLE, OR LIKE EVEN FRICKING H O M O P H O B E S OVER SOMEONE WHO THINKS THE WORLD SHOULD BOW DOWN TO THEM. SO IF YOUR SELF CENTERED AND READING THIS, I HAVE A COUPLE OF TIPS ON HOW NOT TO BE A JERK.
1. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR EARRINGS COST HONEY. THEY STILL LOOK LIKE A PEICE OF CHEAPY JUNK I GOT AT CLAIRE'S
NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW EXPENSIVE YOUR DRESS IS. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE LATEST PHONE YOU HAVE. ESPECIALLY WHEN THAT'S ALL YOU TALK ABOUT. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW BIG YOUR HOUSE IS. NO ONE CARES ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR PARENT'S MAKE. NO ONE CARES THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS JUST SO YOU AND YOUR SPOILED SELF ISN'T "UPSET." LISTEN, A LOT OF US "COMMON PEOPLE" DON'T LIKE IT WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT ALL YOUR WEALTH. I MEAN, MAYBE IF YOUR DIDN'T BRAG ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND YOU TOLD ME YOU GOT A NEW PHONE OR SOMETHING, OKAY THEN. BUT WHEN YOU ARE SHOVING IN MY FACE HOW MUCH YOUR DECORATIVE T A P E IS, I'M DONE.
2. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I THINK OF YOU, BECUASE HALF OF THE TIME IT'S WRONG
DON'T TELL ME THAT I'M SCARED OF YOU. DON'T TELL ME THAT I THINK YOU'RE CRAZY. DON'T TELL ME I LOVE YOU. DON'T TELL ME WHAT I THINK! YOU'RE INCORRECT. I'M NOT SCARED OF YOU, YOU DON'T SCARE ME. DON'T MAKE YOURSELF SO BIG IN MY EYES, DON'T TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU THINK THAT I THINK. IT'S WRONG. I HATE YOU AND THAT'S ALL I THINK
3. OH MY GOD HOW ARE YOU SO LOUD
YOU'RE SO LOUD AND OBNOXIOUS! HOW? HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE. I'M NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OF AN INTROVERT ANYMORE, SO THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW SOMETHING'S UP. I'M ALL FOR BEING AN EXTROVERT, BUT STOP SCREAMING! WHEN SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING SLIGHTLY FUNNY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE THEY'RE JIMMY FALLON OKAY? CALM DOWN. ALSO, WHEN YOU TALK, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE THE LOUDEST PERSON IN THE ROOM. WE CARE ABOUT WHAT EVERYONE IS GOING TO SAY. CONVERSATIONS TAKE TWO PEOPLE, IT'S NOT JUST YOU!
Okay, I hope this helps all you self centered people! Stop being a jerk!
