i woke up at 9:45am and i tried to wake up murdoc but he didn't budge but while he was sleeping i went to the sex toy shop..
12:25am
i came back home spending like 70.77 dollars at the store i bought dildos and a vibrator.
when i got home i woke murdoc up in suprise i knew he was gonna like this "what do u want pp head" he said "THAT WAS THE MONEY FOR THE RENT STUPID ASS! he said "oop" i said and then that's whEN we turned homeless like james charles
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toe nail x murdoc ✨
Randomthis story was a joke and many people ended up seeing it but yeah..
