Bladed Antlers (A Noelle X Susie Story)

Ch 5 D Is For Destroying Your Face

Author Note: Sorry I haven't been writing for awhile now. But i'm here so let's get into this.

Noelle's Diary Entry: Mula kicked me out and i'm really upset but I am lucky to have an amazing girlfriend and her family. I just wish Mula can see that. 

Susie P.O.V

So me and Noe Noe have been thinking about what happened from yesterday. With Ralsei losing a eye, Berdly being a huge jerk and Noelle's mother kicking her out. But what we do know is Noelle will be moving here with me, Mally and Sarah. 

"Do you have anything of yours at your mother's?" Mally asks to Noelle "I do, some stuff are still there" Noelle answers "like what?" Mally asks "toothbrush, toothpaste, my laptop, pretty much almost everything, except SHIELD and the things inside her" Noelle explains.

"Okay, well me and Susie will get your stuff and Sarah will look after you" Mally informs as Noelle thanks us and gives us a hug before we go to get her stuff. We head out of the door and head to Mrs Antlergrass's house.

"SHIELD?" Mally asks to me "what about her?" I ask back "why SHIELD?" Mally asks "Supportive, Harmless, Itemized, Environmental, Loving, Difficulty" I explain "and it's gendered?" Mally asks "yes, SHIELD is a she" I inform.

"Don't you mean SHE-LD" Mally jokes as she laughs and to be honest, I laughed too. As we finish our chat, we turn to the destination we were looking for. I knock and wait till I see the hag's face. "Uhm, why are you here?" she asks "we came to get Noelle's things" Mally says.

She looks at me with that ugly, ridiculous face as she says "sorry, she can't have them" as I start to clench my fist out of anger. "Why need them?" I ask "I don't need them, i'm going to sell them" she says. 

"Oh, no you don't" I tell her "calm down, Susie" Mally says "why's that then, infector?" she asks "what's that supposed to mean?" I ask "well you infected my daughter with your disease to be liking the same gender, and it's sickening" she explains as I am so about to rip her jaw off her fat, sloppy face.

But I stay calm and calmly deal with the situation. "Listen here, you stupid, fat, cow, you will give me Noelle's stuff without any hesitation and you'll live throughout today without your head on a pike" I threat. 

She gasps and tries to close the door but I stop and let myself in. "GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" she shouts but I charge to her room and grab her stuff. Mrs Antlergrass grabs my arm and tries to yank me away but OH BOY, she got it right in the nose. 

She fell down the stairs and she sadly didn't die, she struggled but got up due to the help with a stair post. I go to Noelle's room and grab all her stuff. It took me about 20 minutes to get all her stuff but I managed to fit everything.

I got back to see her blocking the front door as Mally tries to move her "why try?" I ask "I called the police, for assault and trespassing" she says as I laugh "ha, assault, please you're very lucky that you haven't broke a bone from that punch" I say as I try to move her without killing her but she keeps going out of the way.

"Well I have no choice, do I?" I ask "what?" she ask "this" I say as I grab her hair and kneed her on the face and it looks like I broke her nose. I walk over her and so does Mally. We head back home and bring Noelle's stuff back to home.  

I open the door and put her stuff on the lonely chair. "Are you okay?" Noelle asks "yeah i'm fine" I reply. I finally get to sit and relax with the best girlfriend in the world. 

10 Minutes Later.

Me, Noelle, Mally and Sarah just sit down, watching this comedy about these two brothers named Derek and Jeff, it's were these two teenagers named Derek and Jeff that at first were students that slightly know each other at school but then Jeff's dad (William) and Derek's mum (Andrea) get married, it's hysterical.

Like this one time Jeff works at a cinema called The Premiere and one of the funniest characters, Crazy Steve  just goes "Cock-o-doodle doo the cow says moo" and it was just hilarious. A knock is heard and Sarah answers it. 

"Mally" Sarah calls as Mally goes to the door and comes back with 2 police officers. "Are you Susie Bladepoint?" one of them says "yeah, that's me" I answer "well, you are under arrest for the suspicion of assault" he says "what?" Noelle "she didn't do anything" Sarah says.

"You do not have to say anything, but it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court" the policemen says and takes me away. "Don't worry, i'll be fine" I reassure them as they take me away.

Mally P.O.V

"What happened?" Noelle asks "ehm, well Susie punched your mom and she called the police" I explain "why did she punch her?" Noelle asks "she didn't move out of the way so she had no choice" I explain.

Well let's just hope she's okay tomorrow.

Author's Note: Sorry this is shorter then usual, I am feeling a bit ill and I need some rest, but don't worry, I will try to write more.