Bladed Antlers (A Noelle X Susie Story)

Ch 3 The Prince Of Uniqueness

Ralsei P.O.V

I am trying to get better at things like sarcasm and people making jokes but it is just hard for me. I do understand what sarcasm is i just don't know when somebody is doing it unless it is so visible to know that even a 4 year old can tell it's sarcasm but i just don't understand it at all.

Susie isn't helping with my sarcasm dilemma because she does sarcastic quotes every waking moment of my life so far and i heard sarcastic lines from her more then me seeing a family member in my whole life. 

People say i am the most boring darkner in the kingdom, everyone always tells me i explain things too much and i'm so boring to be around. My mother even told me to shut up cause i don't ever shut my gob as my family tells me all the time.

Especially on my birthday they told me if i say one more word they'll get duct tape and put it on my mouth, blindfold me and leave me at the adoption center so i can leave them alone and then 2 days later they did take me there and did leave me on my own and i still live at that center waiting for anyone to adopt me.

But your probably wondering how am i going to these adventures if i'm still not adopted yet? Well i just tell that i am going outside and meet up with Susie and Kris it is quite simple... at least for me.

Susie, Kris and Noelle are visiting me here at the center for a "chill out" day and they think with me around they will not be disappointed as they said themselves. I don't think i am worth anyone's time because if people liked having me with them how come my parents left me at a adoption agency? for me that's a interesting riddle i still can't figure out.

"Hey Ralsei" Noelle greets "hi Noelle, Kris and Susie" I reply "why are you at a adoption center?" Susie asks "i live here" I explain. Their faces as i finished explaining were as if i punched a baby or squished some kids candy and i don't know why they're shocked because it's not new for people there is a lot of people who don't live with their parents who are under aged kids and i'm 17 so i seriously don't understand why they're so shocked.

"Why did your parents give you away?" Noelle asks "well i annoyed them so much they couldn't cope with me anymore and i know this because their last words i heard from them was he keeps on talking and talking and i told him if he moved his mouth one more time he is leaving forever and i asked why and now here i am" I inform.

"Well don't worry Ralsei someone will adopt you" Kris reassured "yeah i've been telling myself that for 9 years straight" I doubt "WAIT! you have been here for almost 10 years and you never mentioned it to us?" Susie blurts out "well nobody asked and we needed to focus on our quest" I answer.

As i finished all of them come in for a group hug to console me and show that they care for me in anyway as possible. As we separate Carl (my special carer) walks outside and says "Ralsei you have to come back in please" so me and my friends come in. 

As i walk in all the other kids are playing but nobody wants to play with me because as i said i am very boring to be around. "Why is nobody playing with you?" Kris questions "it is probably because nobody likes me except Carl" I explain "who's Carl?" Susie asks "my carer" I inform but they still didn't get it.

"I need somebody to talk and play with so Carl sacrifices himself to be with me and it wasn't always like this because at first it was normal till i explain to them what i had and nobody wanted me near them so when they decided to get me a someone to look after me and makes sure that i'm fine" I informed the brains of confusion. As I finish talking and play our games together.  

3 hours later.

As i sit on the floor with my friends and carer the bell rang for adoption time so we all sat down waiting for people to decide and only 5 people are still here while everyone else has found new parents. "Aw better look next time dumb sh*t maybe someone blind and deaf might take you in" Storage explains "what do you mean by that?" I ask as Susie face palms. "If they're blind and deaf they won't hear you whine and saying your usual stupid stuff and see your ugly, horrid face, but then again even if they weren't blind nor deaf they will be in a short time knowing they have a screeching, ugly kid" Storage horridly points out.