Book 1: Dancing With Lightning [Naruto]

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His eyes caught sight of the Uchiha emblem and he grabbed onto the branch he had been jumping to. He used his leverage to swing around it by his arm and let go to land quietly beside the Uchiha.

"Sasuke!" Hoshino dropped down beside the Uchiha. Sasuke wasn't ready and fell off of the branch he was on and landed on his back on the ground with a loud thud.

Hoshino roared with laughter, covering his mouth in shock and surprise.

"CUT!" The director yelled.

"Oh my god! Are you okay? Sasuke, I'm so sorry!" Hoshino laughed out loud as he heard Sasuke groaned from where he lay on his back on the ground. "I thought you were ready! How many fingers am I holding up?" He held up four fingers.

"Ow..." Sasuke moaned in response.

"What happened?" Kakashi asked from the other side of the set, peering over on their side.

"Sasuke fell out of the tree!" Hoshino called back.

"HA!" Naruto laughed openly at him while Sasuke continued to groan in pain. "Sucks to be you!"

"Well..." The director scratched the back of his neck. "Looks like we're running that from the top. Sorry, Naruto, but Kakashi's gonna have to do the Thousand Years of Death again."

Naruto's face fell and now Sasuke was mocking him. "Haha, sucks to be you!"

"Hoshino..." A smooth voice snapped him from his thoughts. The Mizu heir looked up to see Sasuke standing in front of him. He had a smirk on his face.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?"

Hoshino couldn't help himself; this was perfect. He stood up and gave Sasuke a smirk and a wink, throwing him off. "Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target."

Sauske's eyes widened before his shoulders started to shake. He couldn't hold it in and he started laughing, his character completely breaking.

"HA! Told you I could make you laugh!" Hoshino declared triumphantly.

"CUT!"

"The thing is... with Kakashi... he has it easier with the mask, so he can make all of US," Hoshino gestured with his hands, "lose character, and he won't get in trouble for it!"

"But it ends today." Sasuke said seriously from beside him, his arms folded.

"It ends today! We are GOING to get him to mess up so bad that he'll feel our pain!" Hoshino declared, his eyes gleaming evilly and he rubbed his hands together as he stood up and walked out of view.

Sasuke looked at the camera and the cameraman, who backed away in fear as Sasuke pointed his pencil at him. "Don't tell anyone what you saw here today, Josh."

"Me? My name is Hatake Kakashi. Things I like and hate?" Kakashi hesitated and tapped his chin, like he was trying to think of an answer. "I don't feel like telling you that." He decided.

"Because they're not age appropriate?" Sasuke suddenly questioned in character, glaring at Kakashi broodingly. "Don't play dumb with me, Hatake. I know exactly what you read in that orange book. Have you no shame?"

Kakashi somehow choked on air and doubled over, trying to regain his breath as Sasuke and Hoshino laughed triumphantly and high fived. "That's not in the script!" He protested with a rasp in his voice.

"CUT!"

"Feel our pain, Hatake!" Hoshino laughed in delight, not at all caring that they had to start the scene over again. "Feel it and suffer!"

Kakashi hung his head and sighed as the four teen actors danced around him mockingly. "Why did I take this job?" He asked himself.

"My name... is Uchiha Sasuke." Sasuke began in a dark tone. "I hate a lot of things, and what I like... that's not important right now." He said, looking at Hoshino.

Naruto pulled Hoshino towards him and glared at Sasuke. Sakura snickered as Sasuke's eye twitched, trying to stay in character. "Naruto... what are you--"

"MINE!" He screeched at the top of his lungs, causing Hoshino and Sakura to burst out laughing. Sasuke tried to cover his amusement with his hand, but ultimately failed.

"I hate you..."

"Nah, you don't."

"The color... of your hair was the first true color I ever saw. This cruel, awful world is varying shades of black and white; there's no end to it, and no point in living, because everything is always the same. People live. People die. What difference is there? None. The world is the same, unchanged. No one makes a difference worth living for. But when I laid eyes on you..." Gaara's hand trailed down Hoshino's body slowly.

Then he stopped and looked up, an awkward smile on his face. "Um... what was the rest of the line?"

Hoshino giggled and bowed his head as he heard the director face palm loudly and stop the cameras. "CUT! Take fifteen!"

Gaara laughed sheepishly. "Uh... sorry about that. This is so distracting!"

"And creepy." Hoshino added lightheartedly.

Gaara shuddered. "I scare myself sometimes." He smiled. "I was practicing my smirk on him and I think Naruto nearly wet himself."

(Inspired by a skit on YouTube. I'll provide the link, it's REALLY funny)

"I'm so TIRED!" Hoshino moaned, dropping the Starbucks coffee he was holding. "I just want to sleep!"

Sasuke opened his mouth, but Hoshino wasn't done. "Did you know, that they didn't let me sleep through the filler! THE FILLER! I got to sleep for... twenty minutes! Then... you!" He pointed accusingly at Asuka, who then backed up in fear. "YOU HAD TO BRING ME BACK TO LIFE!"

"Um... Hoshino... calm down. You just have to read your contract more carefully--"

"AH! Dome Prison!" Hoshino shouted, cutting him off and pointing his hand at him.

"What-- dude, there's no special effects--"

"Just... Dome Prison!" He yelled again.

"It doesn't work!"

Hoshino struggled with his words before curling into a ball on his chair and covering his eyes. Gaara cradled him in his arms playfully as he tried to take a nap while Sasuke and Naruto chased him around.

"You're my light. My color. MY EXISTENCE!" Gaara cupped Hoshino's face, turning his head to face him when Hoshino tried to move away. "And I'm claiming my existence." He leaned forward towards Hoshino, who was powerless to do anything.

He felt a hot breath on his neck, then the tender brush of lips. The feeling was strange; and he fought the urge to laugh as Gaara's lips tickled his skin. He squirmed, trying to stay in character, but the feeling was too much. "S-Stop! It t-tickles!" He giggled, wiggling around as he felt Gaara smile in the crook of his neck.

He stopped kissing him and laughed, burying his head in Hoshino's neck, shoulders shaking. "Oh, come on! You're so sensitive..."

"Shut up!"

Naruto Skit: youtube.com/watch?v=bkZloUJ-KVs&t=38s

Definitely recommend it; it's absolutely hilarious and quite frankly their Gaara is my spirit animal :D

Hope you guys liked this special chapter, and I promised that the real one will be out soon; I've just been wanting to do this for a while.

Thanks guys!

~ Tsunami