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ItsNotChonlo
Guys it's almost Valentine's Day

MoominIsLife
So what

ItsNotChonlo
What are you guys planning on doing

Going on any dates

MoominIsLife
With what person

xXMySpaceRulesXx
I hope I'll be going on a date

MoominIsLife
Can you please change that god awful name now

xXMySpaceRulesXx
;(

xXMySpaceRulesXx changed their name to SoftSung

ItsNotChonlo
Wait Ji who would you be going on a date with

SoftSung
Well...

That's a secret for right now I guess

MoominIsLife
It's too late now

He won't leave you alone until he finds out

ItsNotChonlo
Come oooooonnnnn pleeeaasssee

At least tell me something about her

SoftSung
Fine

He's definitely not as tall as me, and he's older

Shrek420
She's*

Watch your spelling Jisung

SoftSung
Watch your heteronormativity Mark

Shrek420
Oh?

SoftSung
I meant he

And with that, it feels like I've shared enough today

I'm going to go far away now

JenoIsntCool
This is incredible

A gay son for a gay dad

I love my family <3

SoftSung
Bi son*

Shrek420
What did I miss???

JenoIsntCool
Gay

MoominIsLife
Mark I don't know how to tell you this but you're probably the straightest person in here

HyunJae
I'd like to disagree

TaeyongStan
And I'd like to disagree with him disagreeing

HyunJae
🙃

TiredOfThis
Oh hey there are more gay people

Also there's a group chat?

ACoolDude
Yes you just ignored it

TiredOfThis
As I will continue to do

ACoolDude
😔

Shrek420
Okay so

Am I actually the only straight one in here

MoominIsLife
Well you're the only straight one in dream apparently

Shrek420
Damn okay

Jeno, Donghyuck, cafe to confirm?

ACoolDude
I'm in Bi Gang™️ with Jisung

TheKing
Mark

Shrek420
?

TheKing
Are you actually telling me

That this whole ass time

You didn't know I was gay

Shrek420
Why would I

TheKing
Oh my fucking god

Well that both boosts my self confidence and my concern for you

Shrek420
Literally wtf is wrong here

TheKing
Mark you're genuinely the most oblivious man I've ever met

Shrek420
You're the only one who thinks that

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TheKing
Johnny read the conversation we just had and help me

SpyKids69
Mark, dude

How the fuck

Shrek420
WHAT DO YOU M E A N

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

SpyKids69
DUDE HES SPENT YEARS FLIRTING WITH YOU

Shrek420
I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING FRIENDLY

IM NOT GOOD IN SOCIAL SITUATIONS

ItsNotChonlo
Jisung was the only one that answered my original question :(

SpyKids69
What question

ItsNotChonlo
What everyone was doing for Valentine's Day

SpyKids69
Oh I have a date

TinTin
I also have a date

TaeyongStan
I have a date with myself 🥰

TiredOfThis
I have a date with my bed

LegalGuardian
I, like these others, have a date

But with a real person

ItsNotChonlo
Ooooh

Who

MoominIsLife
If you don't leave people alone-

LegalGuardian has added WW

WW
Hello

ItsNotChonlo
Scandalous

JenoIsntCool
Wtf is up with Chenle

ItsNotChonlo
I just like valentines okay

JenoIsntCool
Me too but like

I just want to go on dates and f-

TaeyongStan
Jaemin there are children

JenoIsntCool
-ind love

ItsNotChonlo
You can say fuck

I'm not 5

JenoIsntCool
Fine

I would love to fuck someone but sadly I have no plans

TaeyongStan
CHILDREN PLEASE-

HyunJae
You're gonna make Taeyong have a heart attack one of these days

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