Hinata had overheard that Naruto and his friends were coming over. She had thought about cooking for them.
She had simply decided to make pork stuffed dumplings. After 1 hour of making them and 30 minutes waiting for them to steam, the dumplings were perfect! It smelled A-MA-ZING! And she was excited for them to try it.
Suddenly the knob turned and she hugged Naruto, he hugged back.
"Hinata!" Naruto said excited to see her.
Hinata blushed, "I-I made some d-dumplings f-for y-you guys.."
Naruto rubbed the back of his head, "Sorry Hinata, we already ate at a burger place."
Sasuke, by everyone's surprise, took all of the dumplings and started eating them. Hinata's eyes widened.
He got a cup of water and drank it. "Delicious."
Everyone stared in awe at Sasuke, Hinata smiled at him. "Thank you Sasuke-kun."
The way his name rolled of Hinata's tongue made him stiff. He walked like a robot, "AH! NO PROBLEM." Never has the Uchiha EVER reacted this way, especially for a woman, a married one at that.
He sighed, what was he planning? Why was he behaving this way? He had millions of questions roaming in his head. She is married. She has TWO kids. More important I also am married and I have a kid. We BOTH have families. He thought. Then why the hell can't he get her out of his mind?!!
Hinata said her goodbye's to us and Naruto, Shino, Kiba, Konohamaru, Lee, Shikamaru, and Sasuke left and went off to the bar.
----------------AT THE BAR----------------
It was an open bar. Konohamaru and Shino were talking, Shino refused to drink and didn't explain why.
There were wasted people everywhere and Sasuke felt disgusted. At some point some random drunk girl came up to him.
"OiiIiii~ you-you *hiccup* are that rogue nin right? EOSD You kinda l0oK hawt old man! You wanna fuu-"
Sasuke stared at her blankly.
Her friend luckily came and took her away, apologizing repeatedly. Sasuke assured her that it was okay.
"Ne! Ne! Teme! Come! Have a *hiccup* drink!" Naruto, who stank of alcohol, offered him some sake.
Sasuke has never been the drinker, so he doesn't know if he's a light weight or an iron drinker; he wasn't going to take any chances.
"No thanks." Sasuke replied, holding his hand up to decline.
"No f-fun!" Naruto said, chugging the sake instead.
Sasuke saw a clear glass and presumed it was water. He picked it up and smelled it, he couldn't smell anything but alcohol so it was kind of pointless. Sasuke simply decided to drink it.
His head started swirling. What-What was is this feeling that was consuming Sasuke. He suddenly blacked out then woke up a second later. Yup, he was drunk and a lightweight.
"Oi! Naru-Naru tuuu!" Sasuke said pointing at him. "Hook *hiccup* me up with *hiccup* Hinata ne'?"
Naruto giggled, "Silly Sasuke! She's MY wife!"
Sasuke pouted, "S-She loves mee!"
"Nu! She loves mee!"
"NOOO she lovED you! She *hiccup* love MEH now!"
Naruto and Sasuke bickered back and forth about who Hinata loves.
Shikamaru and Kiba were talking. Kiba was drunk too sobbing, "I'm alone! FOREVER!!"
"I'd kill to be alone. Temari's always nagging at me." Shikamaru said before taking another shot.
Lee was laughing, "Haha! I love my cute Tenten! She's such a cute Tsundere! Hehehe" He giggled.
Shikamaru suddenly grabbed Konohamaru's shoulder tightly with a death glare, "NEVER get married Konohamaru. It's for your own good."
Kiba suddenly put his hand on Konohamaru's other shoulder, "Don't listen to him. Get married, she'll complete your life.. or he.. if you're into that sorta thing.."
Konohamaru blushed and shook his head, "NO! OF COURSE NOT!!! Plus.. I already have someone that I like.." He looked away, ears red.
Naruto slammed his sake down on the table! "AYYY! SHUDDUP! I HAVE A PROPO *hiccup* -SAL!"
Everyone turned their attention to the now standing Uzumaki. "Okay. How 'bout we SWITCH wives. Or we switch with each other. A HUSBAND SWITCH!"
"I'm on board!" The Uchiha yelled, he took this as an opportunity to get closer to Hinata.
"I don't know.. Temari would be pissed.." Shikamaru said rubbing his nape.
"PLEASSEEE switch with me Shikamaru! I want to feel the soft embrace of having a wifee!!" Kiba, being lonely cried.
Shikamaru stared him down, "Now don't try anything! But fine whatever. Feel her wrath."
"Don't you mean warmth?" Kiba questioned.
"No, I meant wrath."
Kiba bent down. "What are you doing?!" Shikamaru yelled. "Kissing your shoes." Kiba said leaning it to actually kiss his shoes. Shikamaru lifted his foot and slammed onto Kiba's head. "Miss me with that gay shit."
"Naruto! You're switching with me! There, you get to have your childhood crush." Sasuke said.
"Eh?! But I love Hinata!!"
"Fine! If you *hiccup* switch with me, I'll stay in Konoha forever unless it's an emergency!" Sasuke said.
Naruto's eyes light up, "Honto ni(Really?) ?!"
"Yeah dobe."
"Fine but this swap starts tonight and ends 2 weeks from now! PLUS-" Naruto took out piece of paper and started writing on it.
Since the Hokage signed it, it was official. Everyone looked at it then gulped, nodding.
Shikamaru was scared of what Temari will do when she finds out that he basically TRADED her for a single life.. he gulped in fear.
So Naruto went to Sasuke's house and met up with Sakura. She was beyond pissed at him, but he passed out because he was drunk.
Shikamaru decided to crash at a motel for now.
Kiba went home to Temari and she hit him with her fan because she didn't hear Shikamaru's voice and thought it was an intruder.
And as for Sasuke.. well..
----------------AT THE UZUMAKI HOUSE----------------
Sasuke opened the door, stumbling inside. He watched as his now 'wife' sewed a beanie, winter was going to come quite soon, she must be sewing it for Himawari and Boruto.
She smiled as she created a cute sunflower on Himawari's beanie.
Sasuke creeped up behind her and hugged her neck, placing a kiss on her cheek.
"Na-Naruto-kun!" She giggled, titling her head up. Her eyes shot open and she dropped the beanie. "Sasuke..?!"
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I HOPE YALL LIKED THAT CHAPTER!! IM WORKING ON THE NEXT ONE LIKE RIGHT NOW uwu
How do you think Hinata will react? Happy, Confused, Sad? You'll see ;)
ANYWAYSSSS... I had sooo much fun writing this chapter, and I hope you guys enjoyed. There is going to be A LOT, and I mean A LOT of sasuhina moments. I can't wait to wake up at 5 A.M. and write them (not even being sarcastic -- I actually am excited)
BUT yeah! I'm off to watch Anne with an E season 3 now.
