You had brought home some new candy that y'all never tried.
Yn:MICHAEL!
Michael:YEAH?
Yn:I GOT CANDY!
Michael:COMIN!
Michael Runs down the stairs and goes to hug you then kisses you.
Michael:so candy cmon let's eat some!
You grad one and take half of a bite of it while Michael eats the full thing he then looks at you like your crazy.
Yn:what?
Michael:girl I know good and well you can fit that whole thing in your mouth bc you can fit my dick-
Yn:shut up Michael.and I know I can it's just harder to!
Michael:well try it
You pop it in your mouth and chew for 5 minutes
Michael:OMG!why are you takin forever to eat!?!
Yn:I told u!