Announcer "Lllllllyricaaal Rrrrrap Battles Of Literature!!
Sans The Skeleton.... Vvvvrrrrses,
Super Mario!!! Begin!"
Sans: "It's A Rap Battle With Mario... Oh Wait I Thought It Was Wario. Sorry I Got You Mixed Up, Cuz I Thought I Was On Top!
Overweight Plummer, Jumping Over Barrels? Quick Give Him Some Moves From Daryl.
You Were Only Made Cuz Nintendo Stole You From Atari!"
Mario: " Momma Mia! That Was A Weak Verse! I Thought Your Game Was The Worst!
Come On, You Exist Cuz You Were A Rip Off Of Earthbound!
Better Crack A Pun About This Sound... When You Hear It
It'll Be A Villains Theme, Just Like My Overalls Denim, Denim, Denim!"
Sans 2nd Verse: "Ha! That Rap Was Funny, I Mean This Couldn't Get Any More Punny!
Step To Me And You Know Your Boned! Especially If Nobody Chooses You On Smash Bros!
You Lost The First Verse And You Still Wanna Rhyme? Your Gonna Have A Bad Time!
Oops I Stepped On You Like A Beach Oh Well, I'll Chill With Peach Then"
Announcer: "Who Won?! Who's Next??
You Decide!! Lyyyricaaaaalll, Rap, Bbbbattles, Of Literature!!!"
YOU ARE READING
Lyrical Rap Battles of Literature
HumorPlease Make Requests About Which Two People You Wanna See Rap Battle. It Can Be Video Game Characters Or History People Or Whoever ... I Take Requests. And I'll Put Them In This Book. If You Don't Think You'll Like It.... At Least Look At The First...
