In an abandoned building, the one and only, Dr. Phil is tied up to a chair. Sitting infront of him on an old couch is The Joker and Harley Quinn apart from each other.
The Joker: "Yes it must be uncomfortable but that chair is all I found in this building"
Dr. Phil: "I've had worse
Well, what seems to be the problem with you two?"
Harley Quinn: "I always try to please Mr. J, but he doesn't even notice me"
The Joker: "Then you should try harder"
Harley Quinn: *bothered* "Like I was saying, I tried everything and nothing...it's like if he cares more about Batman than he cares about me"
The Joker: "Batman isn't clingy like you are"
Harley Quinn: "Well Batman thinks you are clingy"
The Joker: "Hey, hey, I care about you pumpkin, I saved you from that rapist, I went on a mission to save you, the which I almost died, and I broke you out of Belle Reve"
Dr. Phil: "He has a point, Harley"
Harley Quinn then happily jumps on top of The Joker.
Harley Quinn: "Aw Puddin'! You do love me!"
The Joker: "Of course I do.........even though I was gonna leave you to die in the vat of chemicals"
Harley Quinn: "Wait what?!"
The Joker: "Oh nothing it's nothing"
Harley Quinn: "You were gonna leave me to die?! So all that crap about the oath was bullshit?!"
Dr. Phil: "She has a point, Joker"
The Joker: *to Dr. Phil* "You know, as a therapist you suck"
Dr. Phil: "I told you I'm not a therapist, even though I hold a doctorate in psychology, I'm not a licensed psychologist"
Harley Quinn then gets up the couch and starts to walk away but The Joker quickly runs to her and stands infront of her.
The Joker: "Listen darling, I was gonna let you die at first but-"
Harley Quinn: *cutting The Joker off* "Forget it! We are done Mr. J!
I mean...Joker"
The Joker: "Joker? What happened with Mr. J?...Puddin'?....Fine! Go ahead and leave!"
So Harley Quinn leaves.
The Joker: "Oh she left"
Dr. Phil: "Are you going to be ok? Joker"
The Joker: *laughs* "Oh "Philly" I'll be just fine, Harley will have to walk home anyways"
So The Joker leaves the building with a tied up Dr. Phil inside.
Dr. Phil: "Oh, he ain't coming back"
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