After splitting with The Joker, Harley Quinn joins the evil crime lord, Black Mask. Devastated, The Joker searches for Harley's replacement in order to make Harley Quinn jealous.
The story is like a sequel to Clown Prince of Crime (story here in Wat...
At night, in an abandoned storage building, there's a sign that has an arrow pointing at the storage building and it reads: "JOKER SEEKS NEW HENCHGIRL"
Inside, is The Joker sitting across Catwoman from a table surrounded by The Joker's henchmen. The Joker has his feet on top of the table, one leg over another and his hands resting on the back of his head.
Catwoman: "So...in other words, you want me to make Harley Quinn jealous?"
The Joker: "Silly pussycat, no one's saying the word 'jealous'"
Catwoman: "Cut the bullshit clown, I know about your breakup with Harley and her new boyfriend, Black Mask. Oof! Now that's a man, of course, Batman is my number 1"
The Joker: *hitting the table and leaning towards Catwoman* "Listen bitch! Stay away from Batman. So, you in or not?"
Catwoman: "Pass"
So...
Mr. Grin: "Next is White Rabbit"
White Rabbit, a mysterious woman dressed up like a rabbit, then walks in the room.
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The Joker: "Woah! That's it we have a winner!"
Without a doubt, The Joker makes White Rabbit his new sidekick, perfect for making Harley Quinn jealous. I mean sure, Catwoman is way hotter than White Rabbit but, what made The Joker pick her right away was her revealing outfit, again, perfect for making Harley jealous.
White Rabbit: "Of course, no one can resist me"
The Joker: "Yeah? Tell me what makes you so special?"
White Rabbit: "Honey, I'm remarkably quick and agile, able to outrun most people even while wearing my thigh high boots"
The Joker: Yeah, yeah, but can you act slutty towards me?"
White Rabbit: "Sure, why not, that's a bit sad but whatever; so when do we start?"
The Joker: "Oooh, love that 'hop-timism', we start now"
White Rabbit: "Ugh, corny-ass pun"
The Joker: "You know, we have to do something about your sassy attitude"
