September 14th, 2013
Pikachu: ash
Pikachu: ash
Pikachu: ash
Pikachu: asH
Pikachu: aSH
Pikachu: ASH
Pikachu: oh god im so hungover that hurt my own head
Will you please stop, it's like five in the morning
Pikachu: but Ashhhhhhh
What?
Pikachu: you is my daddy
But I'm a girl
Pikachu: mummy?
Ew wtf
Pikachu: awe pls Ash i wanna talk
I still don't know who you are
Pikachu: i told you, my name is harry styles
Stfu that isn't true
Harry Styles is better than you bitch
Pikachu: Ash baby my feelings hurt
You can't call me baby who tf are you really
Pikachu: i told you i'm harry styles
No you aren't
Pikachu: my feelings are hurt
Good, I'm tired night
Pikachu: NO ASH DON'T LEAVE ME
Pikachu: ASH NO PLEASE
Pikachu: BABE
Pikachu: FUCK FINE MY NAME IS ACTUALLY JAKE
...
Pikachu: Ash!!!
.... Jake who?
Pikachu: jake um
That's a terrible name
Has anyone ever told you what a shitty name that is? Your poor father to have such a bad last name....
Pikachu: no it isn't
Pikachu: it isn't a bad last name
Are you sure you aren't just Jake from State Farm?
Pikachu: nah, i don't sell insurance
Hmmmmmmm
Pikachu: whaaaaaaaat?
Idk this is sketchy
Pikachu: but Ash youre my best friend
Shut up Pikachu
Pikachu: (((((((((((:
Oml I really need sleep gn
Pikachu: sleep well Ash x
YOU ARE READING
Ash || h.s.
FanfictionWho is this? Unknown: pikachu And I'm Ash --- in which a drunk stranger messages another stranger. [Published October 2019]
