The Adventure Of The Hidden Bad Boys Of Doom Volume 2: The Bad Boy Rises

Lizard Twins

LSS squinted; the walls around her were almost blindingly white. There was a tall wooden table on one side and behind it stood a woman who was dressed in white as well.

'Who are you?' LSS asked cautiously.

The strange woman seemed to notice her for the first time.

'Oh, hello Sophie. There is someone who wants to meet- wait, what are you doing? why are you rolling on the- stop it, you're going to ruin the paint! Stop it, I say. Security!'

Two burly men in black busted into the room, each grabbing one of LSS's arms and picking her up like a piece of luggage. 

'As I was saying,' The woman continued, ignoring her glares. 'There is a girl that would like to meet you.'

Cheer-girl?

'Where is she you heathen?' LSS struggled. It was hard to seem threatening while being held up like Simba from the Lion King. Still, the woman seemed offended. She decided to count it as a win.

'I'll have you know, I've read the Bible so many times I'm essentially Jesus himself at this point,' She sniffed. 'Not that that's relevant, of course. The girl in question will arrive in-'

Bang.

The door swung open, revealing a young girl with curly dark hair and a snarky expression.

A girl who looked just like her.

'Hello Sophie,' Said the girl, smiling amicably. 'I'm LSS. Lizard-Spitting Sophie. Pleased to make your equantence!'

'Okay what the fuck.'