Fell (Customer): Uhh, Waiter! This soup tastes funny.Epic (Waiter): Funny you say? But then why aren't you laughing?
Fell: No, Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup. *Points to it in disgust*
Epic: So? What do you expect me to do? Call a lifeguard? For a fly.
Fell: Waiter, seriously, there's a fly in my soup.
Epic: That's alright sir, he won't drink much.
Fell: Waiter, Epic, there's a dead beetle in my soup. *Is poking it with spoon*
Epic: Yes sir, they aren't very good swimmers.
~:| End |:~
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Undertale Multi-Verse Shorts (Funny's)
RandomShort stories on Undertale aus and just supposed to be funny and lift your spirits when you're feeling down.