Carrot (US! Papyrus): Sans? What is that?
Blueberry (US!Sans): *Is holding, and slurping out of the straw, hardcore whiskey* Oh! It's a gift! From Grillby!
Carrot: Sans, no. *takes it away*
*Time skip, brought to
you by the shorts of the shorts*
Carrot: Sans...? What is that?
Blueberry: Brother, it's coffee! Muffet gave it to me! *Holds up the cup*
Carrot: Sans, don't drink that.
Blueberry: Why not..?
Carrot: Just don't.
Blueberry was about to drink it either way. Carrot couldn't stop him because his laziness. Blueberry drank it and then got a major sugar rush. He passed out after running around Carrot.
*Another time skip*
Carrot: Sans. What is that now?
Blueberry: Uhhhhhh..... *Looks at the bottle* Lysol?
Blueberry was about to take a sip of the Lysol, but just before, Carrot whacked it out of his hand and it spilled all over the floor. Blueberry just stared at the floor for a couple moments.
Blueberry tackled Carrot.
~:| End |:~
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Undertale Multi-Verse Shorts (Funny's)
DiversosShort stories on Undertale aus and just supposed to be funny and lift your spirits when you're feeling down.
