This chapter goes to my brother for giving me the idea. He knows ppl who ACTUALLY DO THIS
So anyway it's a High School AU and I am in it so yeah
Me and Pidge: *walking through a crowded campus*
Pidge: *is holding coffee mug*
Me: *bouncing and being generally nuts*
Me: Do it to him!
Pidge: No.
Me: What about him?
Pidge: No.
Me: How about her?
Pidge: No!
Me: What about-
Lance: *walks up to us* Hey, lizbethen. What's going on?
Me: *automatically freaks out*
Me: PIDGE DO IT TO LANCE
Pidge: NO.
Keith: *comes up next to us with Shiro and Hunk* Do what to Lance?
Me: She has a-
Pidge: *puts hand over my mouth* NOTHING. THERE IS NOTHING.
Hunk: Ooooookaaaaaaay...
Me: But I wanna tell them-
Pidge: NO.
Random bully: *is walking by* Hey, shorty.
Me: *starts to hyperventilate* Pidge, Pidge, PidgePidgePidgePidgePidge-
Pidge: *calmly* I know, lizbethen, but he's not staying so I can't do it.
Bully: What could you do to me, shorty? You're too stupid.
Me: *silently dies*
Pidge: *turns to Bully slowly*
Pidge: *takes long sip out of coffee mug*
*THERE'S A REVERSE CARD STUCK TO THE BOTTOM*
Bully: *pales*
Lance, Keith, Shiro, Me, and Hunk: *scream and OOOOH and BUUUUURN and ROASTED*
Pidge: YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING ME SHORTY
Pidge: COWER BEFORE THE POWER OF THE REVERSE CARD
Bully: *runs away*
Me: *passes out from hyperventilation*
It sounded funnier in my head, but I hoped you enjoyed it. BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
