If you are trying to secretly read wattpad I suggest you skip this chapter.
because you will give yourself away.
A lot.
Pidge: Okay, Matt. It's April Fool's Day. You know what that means.
Matt: It means go shopping?
Pidge: NO WHAT ARE YOU- oh, well I guess we will need to go shopping for some stuff.
LATER
Pidge: *yells into the house* SHIRO!
Keith: Pidge, shut up, he's asleep.
Matt: Why?
Keith: You think I asked him?
Pidge: Well, we need to borrow some money.
Keith: For what?
Pidge: Shopping.
Keith: For what?
Matt: Stuff.
Keith: *sighs* fine, you can BORROW some money.
Pidge: Okay- WATCH OUT!
Pidge: *dives out of the way*
Lance: *throws a bunch of water balloons that douse Keith and Matt*
Lance: APRIL FOOL'S!
Matt: Actually, that was pretty good Lance.
Lance: Thanks man.
Matt and Lance: *High five*
Lance: *gets shocked by the shock-ring on Matt's finger*
Matt: APRIL FOOL'S
Keith: What the quiznack is April Fool's?
Lance, Matt, and Pidge: 0.0
Pidge: It's the first day of April, where everyone pranks each other.
Keith. Oh.
Pidge: Wait, no, it's actually where you pick a random person and then they have to go dunk their head in a gallon of paint.
Keith: What?
Lance: And then they have to rip open their favorite feather pillow and stuff their head into it!
Keith: Wha-
Matt: And THEN they have to do the chicken dance, which they have to video and post on Earth social media.
Keith: ...
Keith: Ha ha, very funny.
Lance: aaaww.
Hunk: *walks in from the kitchen* Hey guys, what are we doing?
Pidge: Explaining April Fool's- Hunk, what's that behind your back?
Hunk: Um, nothing.
Keith: Not again, seriously-
Keith: *Dives out of the way while Hunk attacks them all with the Goo machine*
Hunk: April Fools!
Lance: *Covered in goo* Hunk, I just did a face mask!
Pidge: Oh, suck it up, Lance.
Shiro, Coran, and Allura: *drop from the ceiling*
Shiro, Coran, and Allura: RAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH!!!
Everyone: *screams*
Shiro, Coran, and Allura: APRIL FOOL'S PEOPLE
Keith: WHAT THE HECK SHIRO
Shiro: Oh, come on Keith, that was good!
Pidge: Good job guys!
Allura: Thanks Pidge.
Pidge and Matt: *grin evilly*
Matt: But not as good as this.
Pidge: *takes out a detonation remote*
*PAINT BALLONS FALL FROM THE CEILING, LANDING EVERYWHERE BUT ON PIDGE AND MATT*
Pidge and Matt: APRIL FOOL'S SUCKERS
Everyone else: ...
Keith: I am getting really tired of this.
Hunk: I'm hungry.
Lance: You literally just came out of the kitchen, Hunk.
Hunk: That was for preparation of my great prank! I didn't eat anything!
Shiro: I think we could all use some breakfast.
Keith: Well, there is NO WAY I'm going in there first, Lotor is probably waiting in there to scare us or something equally annoying.
Shiro: One way to find out.
Everyone: *Walks into the kitchen*
Keith: *Waits for a while before walking in*
Everyone else: *Is holding some form of weapon made to ooz onto other people, such as the goo machine, an Altean slime recipe inside a gun, paint guns, etc.*
Everyone: APRIL FOOL'S KEITH
Everyone: *pulls the trigger*
Everyone: *nothing happens*
Pidge: Uh, what-
Keith: You sure it's me thats the April Fool?
Keith: *puts plastic bag over himself*
*WEAPONS EXPLODE, LEAVING EVERYONE DRENCHED IN EACH OTHERS GOOS, EXCEPT FOR KEITH WHO IS WEARING THE PLASTIC BAG*
Everyone: ...
Keith: Fool's.
Keith: *walks out like a boss*
Everyone else: ...
Everyone else: WHAT JUST HAPPENED
