Bob smiled as he got more food dumped into his cage. He glanced over at Godly Rat who smirked since he had more food than him.
"Eat up boys." I said, taking off my latex gloves which I wore to keep my rats from transmitting diseases to me. I walked out and left the door open, letting the fresh air get rid of the disgusting scent of rat turds.
"I hate that new rat I got... who even sends rats in the mail anyway?" I questioned, walking into the living room where Fluffy sat on a couch.
Fluffy perked his ears up, "He isn't a rat, remember? He's a mouse." The dog corrected.
"Whatever, Einstein." I smiled, sitting down on the couch and turning on the television.
I went on the news channel to see if anything interesting happened. My eyes widened as I heard the news person speak.
"Two rats have been found doing a daredevil trick on a motorcycle and experts believe that they have broken at least 10000000 bones." The news person announced. I saw the images on the screen, and there they were, Godly Rat and Bob. They just lay there like poop, their bodies all mangled up and their arms and legs in horrific positions.
A voice behind me caused me to jump, "I told them that they would die." I heard Hickory meow.
I narrowed my eyes, "Wait a minute... you told them to do it, didn't you?!" I snapped harshly at her. She glared at me, scrolling through her phone, her claws making a deafening Screeeeeeech on the glass as she scrolled down.
"Yeah, and I unlocked and opened the door for them, too," she added.
"You... what?!" I exclaimed, standing up from my seat on the couch.
Fluffy put a paw on my arm, signaling me to calm down. I sat back down and was quiet for a minute, not sure what else to say. "..."
Suddenly the door burst open, causing us too look up at the door, seeing two deformed figures at the front. "Sorry we're late-" apologized Godly Rat but was cut off by the smaller mouse.
"We were like, so famous on the news, did ya see?!" Bob asked, with his usual cheerful and bubbly voice.
Suddenly, a dark shadow loomed over them. "HICKORY'S HUNGRY!" Hickory tried to pounce on the rat and the mouse, but they started running away.
Fluffy and I chuckled and went back to watching the television.
Sigh...
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Assertive Common Sense
RastgeleAloha human (that is yes in french). If you think this is just another one of those weird books... Uhm... it is... Just read it... plz. Also: None of these characters exists, including me, neither do you... *thanos snap* update as of 2023: best stor...
