Aloha human (that is yes in french). If you think this is just another one of those weird books... Uhm... it is... Just read it... plz.
Also: None of these characters exists, including me, neither do you... *thanos snap*
update as of 2023: best stor...
Author's Note: Warning, this story is high on crack. Literally (This story is from the perspective of Hickory (the cat)).
"Ugh, the smell of you guys is so much s t a n k," I commented rather SAVAGELY at the other felines.
"You don't have too much to say yourself, miss brat," a ginger cat retorted HARSHLY at me. I scoffed, feeling offended.
"BRAT?!" I scoffed. "Scoff," I scoffed again, but with even more SAVAGERY. "Your a ginger!" I laughed smugly.
"*You're," the ginger cat corrected.
"HOW DO YOU EVEN CORRECT SPELLING ERRORS THIS IS A DAMN STORY!" I yelled, posting my outrage on Instagram.
"I think you forgot a comma there, sis."
"OH I HAD IT!" I screeched. "SECURITY~" I called, watching a giant ant come out of his post on his other side of the airlock.
Ngl, he looked pretty h a w t. He had dem nice rock-hard giant ant abs. "What's seems to be the problem, miss?" he asked hawtly.
"SHE was beating me up," I pointed a claw at the wretched ginger cat.
The giant ant raised an eyebrow.
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"What a beautiful picture."
"TIME FOR ANNIHILATION!" the giant ant announced. He then took out a alien-looking space gun, and the space gun shot a laser, that beamed into the ginger cat's fur. She yowled once last meow, and disintegrated into little cheeto puffs.
"Abcdefg u just got died lmnop," I gloated, laughing at the remnants of the ginger-cat's corpse.
"Now, now, let's not get too immoral," the giant ant said. "But I grant you assent to gobble the rest of Ginger's remains. I mean, they do look rather scrumptious," the giant ant pointed out.
"HER NAME WAS GINGER!" I rolled on the floor laughing. I then stood up to eat the yummy cheeto-puffs, while the author watched from the window in bafflement.
I then took a look at the giant ant's hawt mooslés. "Here's my number," I whispered, handing a piece of paper I made from my leftover cheerios.
The giant ant blushed. "O-Oh," he blushed.
I winked and watched him leave the room, his entire face red.
"Anyways guys, thanks for reading this chapter-"
Author: Stop breaking the fourth wall, Hickory.
Hickory: Make me.
Author: SOOVAGE
Author: Anyways, thanks for reading this. If you... uh... did... It was kinda weird. But Hickory makes no logical sense, so I guess it makes sense.
