Assertive Common Sense

Le Stars

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I CAN'T BREATHE!!! I thought in my head since I couldn't breathe. I watched the luminous stars glow brightly ahead of me... I just felt so drowsy...

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Dead. Was the first thought that came to mind. I awoke from my sleep. It was a nice rest. But I was dead now, so WHO CARES?!

I opened my eyes and stood up, struggling to find my balance. I was surrounded by a grey, sort-of plastic box. It felt safe here. It was just the right temperature and just the right amount of space.

Sighing, I fell onto the ground, hoping to sleep again. To catch up on missed sleep at my time on the ufo. But as I fell down, I saw the ground below me fade away. I screamed as I fell into a tube made of a diversity of colours.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA," is what I said whilst tumbling down to the supposed pits of hell.

"Hello am are you the are is the are of human?" an obese chicken asked.

"AAAAAAA OBESE CHICKEN NO!" I screamed, trying to claw away from the wretched creature.

The plump bird grinned. "Am are going to eat the you because you are is of the noob and are am are you are of very noob and no monie."

I started to smile. "But I am going to eat you," I said as the chicken ran away.

"Well done you are pass test," onion lord said. "Want to join bird of cult?"

I gasped. "ME?" I never thought anyone would choose me to join a bird cult. ;)

"Yes you are of great power. More than me. You are called "great power man" in our land," the onion lord explained, me thoroughly processing his profound words of wisdom. "But first you must answer riddle. What is of noob and idiot?"

I gasped, knowing the answer, "Chicken man!"

"Correct."

I then felt a blinding light as I ascended to the heavens.