Hell's new master

Mr. Chi

It's been a month sense we went from an tyrant to an king and queen. We've - the ones at the first meeting - have been checking up on them. Dad said had a surprise. I wonder what. Yesterday dad told me I'm going to Whitewood High later, as a second year student. I wonder what could be more surprising then that?
"Lucy, come here." Dad said.
"Dad, I'm not a dog." I said putting the odd looking uniform in my closet.
"Fine, I won't tell you about the surprise." Dad said in an singsong voice.
"What? How about you tell me." I said getting annoyed at him.
"Alright, I got a degree in Culture. Next week I'm going to be teaching Advance Diplomatic Culture. You know the class were the students get to go on a bi-yearly trip to any where?" Dad asked.
"Where's the trips too?" I asked in return.
"Well, the classes vote and the place with the highest amount is the December trip, while the second place one is the June trip." Dad explained.
"Wait. What did you do with the teacher?" I asked.
"Uh, let's just say she welcomed the one way trip." Dad said,
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"Ah, piña coladas and a great tan year round. Who wouldn't love Hell?"
"A Catholic?"
"Shut up, let me enjoy my vacation."
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"Context, Dad?" I asked.
"Nevermind. Look at my coat. It's a warmer version of a lab coat!" Dad said.
"Dad, I'm fairly sure Advance Diplomatic Culture teachers don't need lab coats." I told him.
"Every teacher needs a lab coat." Dad said.
"Whatever, I'm going to the kings house." I told him.
"Oh, the human palace. Sure, just don't tell the royals my surprise." Dad said.
"Sure, Dad. Whatever." I said.
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