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Fugitive

I am in so much trouble

SHIELD is after Spider-Man.
Peter Parker is Spider-Man.
I am Peter Parker.
Which means shield is after me.
But not.
Because they don't know I'm Spider-Man.
The avengers are after Spider-Man as well.
I work for Mr Stark.
And I'm peter.
And Peter is Spider-Man.
And Tony is Ironman.
Our suits are the same colour (ish).
Me and Spider-Man sound the same.
I wonder what's for dinner?
Off track. off track.
I live with the avengers.
Karen doesn't give any shoots.
I need to run away.
So no dinner, sad.
So Spider-Man is a fugitive.
And I am Spider-Man.
So Peter Parker is also a fugitive.

Love from Peter Parker

I have no idea what this is but

TADA 'jazz hands'