Mr. Maxwell walked across the school thingomg abour the boobah man he meet in the teacher lounge.
He was much sex, sexyiest of the sec.
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Mr Maxwell went into his class full of libtard kids talking about alien shrek cock.
He said good morning and stood at the fromt of the class. He could feel the sweat pooling in his armpits. He hated it even,his wife was like 'what the fuvk Maxwell your fukin didgustig'
He hated his life, it was uwo sad. He had kids and a wife anfld it was boring. He tried to hit up,Mr.reese since that was the new thing but him and mcfarren hadca thing.
Some of his kids could get more booty than him. He walked into the bathroom onetime and bam two acoustic children are fondling there shimp Pre pubesent peens. They screamed at him one was foming at the mouth and shit, the other violently shaking and say 'oObA ooobaaa, BAYAAAAA' as they reached their climaxes. He got the yeet outta there.
Sometimes Maxwell lusted wanted taht fire, buthe couldn't. He still liked his wife, she was hot, and liked to,clap his dummy cheeks on her. She didnt like it tho.
The more he thought about it he realizee his wife was a b-i-c-t-h.
He could low key use a bottle of vodka. Or drink a swig of sharpie skeet.
Mr.maxwell,walked over to mr. Smiths class. It was the hippy cunt's plan time and maxwell knew hippyshit was jerkinf off
"Oh konaka san lick topo chans feet. Yess-"
Mr Maxwell interuptedhim mid moan. He cleared his throat and put his dick back in his pants. He could totaly we the cunt's dick cheese.
Mr smith was known for doing some weird shit. Like fuckedup shot. He probably downloaded cream pie child sex from the deep web.
Maxwell cant deny he checked out one time, wasnt intrested in 5 year olds taking it up the ass.
Hippydick got up and put a hand in his hair, probably not noticinv the precum sticking to his strands. Maxwell didnt say anything.
Smithsonian had a busted blood vessel in his eye. Probably from fucking his sexdoll to hard. Nobody knew his sex life. If he even had one.
Maybe the reason granny smithapple hit so many dogs was be cause he wanted dog cock or he fucked the dog. Maybe the dog was dead and hippypiss fucked it in its pussy or ass. Or he tookstudents home and did a little porno for him with the dog for his private collection. Just a thought.
"You need something maxipad"
"Yes." I replied.
He raised and eyebrow wondering what the fuck the man infront of him wanted.
"Did you wanna quickie or some shit, my dick isn't shriveled up yet."
Maxwell debated. Should he really get bent over or get sucked oof by this fetish ridden piece of shit.
"No. But ive got a question for you."
"Fine, but this is the only offer in giving you though. Ask away." He sighed and put his hands in his pockets. Maybe he was thinking if the smexy girls at the strip club.
"Well i wanted to know if should cheat on my wifu."
He laughed in my fucking face his veiny red eye was all up im my face. I could smell him. It was awful. Like monkey shit and beat you to death then rolled you down a hill of cum, sweat, and piss, why not throw more shit in there.
"You can do what every you want maxipad. He'll you should fuck someone. And I mean really fuck someone. Like harddd. None of that love making pussy shit that the kids are into. Have you everywatched porn. No, well its the fuckin shit. Ya beat ya meat and ya feel good. I mean its not real but..it gets the job done ya know.
"You know what you sshould really do. Hire a prostitute dawg. No strings attached, he'll you could get one if the retard kids to suck your cock, feels mighty goodddd. And you know these kids really know how toget it done.
"Even id tou have to get a fat one. They can be good if you like that inflation shit. They suck your dick reall good. Its like a meat vacuum. Vore that shit like mother fuckin kirby.
Fat huh, maybe I should use that boobah beast to my advantage.
"Well thanks for the idea smith, i'll hire someone or just fuck something."
Smith nodded and gave me a pennydick smile, he went up to my ear, got real close and said.
Ya knoeww, *slurpppss* I can hook ya up with anything ya want-"
Ya no
I left and pushed hippypiss' face away, leaving .
I closed his door and webt to mrs. Mcfarren, he door was locked weird. But then he heard an OOOOH FUCCCK, FUCCK MY PUSSY, SHIIT SHIIT HUAAAAHHHHH. And then thudding from the desk. Kind of I ronic she was clapping her cheeks for mr. Reese peanut butter cucks when she was church girl who,go to church and read er biblee-
yeah no thanks
He got out of there quick and ran down the hall and open a random dor and webt in.
Once he made shyre that the door was closed and then turned around.
Oh shit
Before him stand a cute kawaii boobalong man. He was almost neko chan like with his round face and squishi boi body nyaa.
The thing that top it all off thought was his saggy man titties, Maxwell saw that boobylah had hard nipples to, (visible through his shirt).
Maxwell could probably ignore the non exsistant hair on his head but there were to many pros.
This was what hippyshitake was talkinv about. A fat scholng to suck of my long meat cocc. I will use him. Definatly.
Mr. Maxwell put on his best face and looked fat man in the eyes and said.
"Hey."
