Tricks and Treats
Shelley: Hey, Sister. I have a cucumber in my room. But not because I was hungry.
Dr Arthur Arden: The last time I suggested electroshock therapy, you accused me of being a sadistic barbarian.
Sister Jude Martin: I prayed about it. When I wasn't praying for you to find a halfway decent haberdasher.
Dr Oliver Thredson: Might we speak privately about the conditions here?
Sister Jude Martin: Conditions? What conditions might those be?
Dr Oliver Thredson: In just the short time that I've been here, I have witnessed appalling things. Abuse. Malpractice. Candidly, I'm shocked.
Sister Jude Martin: It's a madhouse, Doctor. What did you expect?
Dr Oliver Thredson: I expected some form of treatment!
Shelley: I saw you flirting with Our Lady of Perpetual Virginity. You want to see my candy apple?
Dr Arthur Arden: Get your filthy hands off me!
Shelley: Come on, Doc. Bend me over a bread rack and pound me into shape!
Dr Arthur Arden: You're a dirty little slut with a poisonous tongue.
Shelley: I just want to go outside for 15 minutes in the sun. Please. I just want to feel the sun on my skin. I'll do anything.
Dr Arthur Arden: No. Whores get nothing.
Shelley: Men like sex, no one calls them whores. I hate that word. It's so ugly! I'm into pleasure. Ever since I was five years old and I slipped my fingers inside for the very first time. I could do it all day. My mother made me wear mittens to bed.
Dr Arthur Arden: Because you're a little slut.
Shelley: No! Because she didn't understand me! So I ran away from home, met some jazz musicians, real free thinkers. I fell in love with the bass player. Mistake. As soon as he put a ring on my finger, I was his property. He could screw every Betty in town, and I had to stay home and scrub his dirty drawers. So come fleet week, he gets home and finds me in bed with two Navy guys. And I told him, "It's not for self, but for country". He decked me flat out, threw me in the car and locked me in the nuthouse. And the sickest part is, they let him. Because I like sex. That's my crime.
Monsignor Timothy Howard: The times may have changed, Doctor, but the nature of evil has not.
Jed Potter: It drives you crazy, doesn't it; to be the smartest person in the room with no real power because of that smelly clam between your legs? That's why you became a whore, isn't it, Sister?! You're wearing red knickers right now. Come on, sister, put me in your mouth. You've had fifty-three cocks in there already!
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American Horror Story Season 2 Quotes
AcakYou'll find your favourite american horror story quotes here from season 2, asylum. I will make quote books about the other seasons as well so don't worry about that. If you have any suggestions feel free to comment!
