The Marriage Law - A Harry Potter Fanfic

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Hermione's POV

I was half asleep not really paying attention to anyone as Fred stroked my hair gently, completely ignoring Angie. There was suddenly a bang as the door flew open and George came in. I looked up and watched as George kissed his...mother? I think it was his mom...

He pulled away and hugged Ginny tightly murmuring something in her ear. She had a look of confusion and spoke "I love you too?"

I looked up at Fred and threw back my blanket, sitting up quickly. I held out my hands and George smiled taking them and pulling me to my feet. He wrapped his arms around me and I kissed his cheek "Was it Alex?"

He laughed bitterly, "I told him I loved him."

I saw Alex over George's shoulder and I hugged George tightly, speaking in a whisper, "He's behind you Georgie."

"I know, I can feel the room brighten when he walks into a room."

"You're so whipped."

George laughed quietly "Have been for awhile love."

I felt Fred's arms wrap around us and Fred whispered softly "I'm joining the pity party."

George snickered sarcastically "Oh joy!!"

Fred spoke quietly "You're going then?"

George nodded with a smile, "I'm going to take Annalise."

Fred grinned "You adopted her?"

George shook his head speaking sarcastically "No, I'm going to kidnap her."

"Who's Annalise?"

"When the war happened a lot of kids were orphaned, I've adopted one."

"That's amazing."

"Yeah, I'm excited, I get to take her tomorrow."

I rested my head on his chest and murmured softly "I'm gonna miss you."

"Yeah...Fred's a dick, you should come with me."

"I should."

Fred's arms tightened and I snickered "But then you'd have to take Fred, and then Ron and Angie would follow, and then Alex and Ginny would probably follow just because they can, then Draco will get jealous...and if Draco goes....."

George made a face "I think I'm just gonna go with Annalise."

I grinned and kissed George "Have fun, don't get drunk you're now a parent."

He grinned and kissed both of us on the cheek "Don't kill each other while I'm gone."

"Love you George."

We let go of him and he smiled a little "I'll see you."

Alex touched George's waist gently "George, stop."

George turned and smashed his lips onto Alex's. After a minute he pulled away breathing heavily "No."

George apparated and Alex stared at where he had previously stood "Where is he going?"

"Overseas somewhere..."

Alex sighed and kissed my cheek "I'm glad your home."

"He just needs space and time Al."

Alex turned and went upstairs "And for how long Mia?"

Fred sighed and kissed my neck gently "He'll be ok."

I smiled as he wrapped his arms around my waist, holding my little baby bump "They both will Fred, it'll just take a little time."

He smiled and pulled me into the kitchen, ignoring the furious looks on Ron and Angelina's face. We sat down at the table and I marveled at all the magic around me. A brush washing dishes, a spoon stirring the soup on the stove, a pen writing out wedding invitations. I saw Fred's name on one of them and frowned snagging it off the table.

Together with our families, Mr Fred Weasley and Miss Angelina Johnson invite you to watch as they get joined holy matrimony...

I set down the card and rolled my eyes, no way was Angelina going to marry the father of my child. I snuck Fred's wand out of his pocket and went by instinct as I flicked it, changing the names on the wedding invitation so it was Mr Fred Weasley and Miss Hermione Granger...that'll show them

I flicked the wand again and the soup exploded with a bang. Fred jumped up from the table and I slid the wand into my pocket, oh dear....

"What the hell?"

I flushed and Fred looked at me, before a smile made its way onto his face. He grabbed a washcloth and knelt beside me, washing some of the soup off my face

"So maybe I can give you lessons with that?"

I went a brighter red and he snickered, "I won't tell..."

Ron spoke from behind me "Won't tell what?"

Fred looked up and without missing a beat smoothly lied "That I impregnated Hermione in your room the first time."

"What?"

"The very first time she got pregnant, I fucked her in your dorm at Hogwarts."

"What the fuck? Why?"

"To spite you, you were mean to her."

I rolled my eyes and tilted my head back "I'm sure we didn't do that, I'm not that stupid. We would get caught."

Fred grinned "Christmas holidays."

"Oh...well then maybe we did... Freddie, you promised me books on the way here."

Fred chuckled and held out his hand "You have a stash in Percy's room."

"Oooo!!"

I stood and followed Fred as he led me up the stairs. Pansy spotted us and called out "USE PROTECTION!! AND NO PENETRATION!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO LOSE ANOTHER ONE!!"

My face went red and I flipped Pansy off "Fuck off!! We're not going to have sex Pansy!! God, you horny slut."

Pansy burst out laughing and everyone looked astounded by my display of the English language as she fell off the couch laughing hysterically "They grow up so fast don't they Ron?"

Fred pulled me upstairs and into a room, firmly closing the door behind him "Well, if Ron wasn't pissed before, he sure is now."

Fred opened up the closet and blew on one of the boxes making a cloud of dust come up into his face. He coughed and waved his hand to clear the air before speaking "You packed these up a while ago, before you almost married Ron, we were planning on eloping."

He put one of the boxes on the bed and opened it "Huh, I didn't know you had this."

I looked over his shoulder at the stone basin "What is it?"