My mother's last breath. And my dog's birthday

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My mother was 79 it's said to be because of old age. Me and my friends went to a funeral. A few weeks after it was my pug's bday! I brought her with me to the comedy club And I told these jokes. Why are you snorting? I'm sorry about the PS4 I stuck in your nose. Just kidding I didn't do that. Maybe. Dd you hear it's my pug's birthday? Or at least it's the day I got her. I should put "lost" posters all around town with a picture of her birth certificate. And say "return it to guy with pug" That would work. Right?. My performance was great. Maybe it involved some potty humor. ANYWAY. I started becoming more and more famouse as a comedian and was offered to be on a talk show.

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