I was very happy with my success as a comedian. I started getting paid to perform for people. Jessica was also happy I was able to overcome my stage fright. I was able to do comedy full time now. I forgot to mention that now I'm 24. I came home to see my pug had passed away. I like to say fell asleep forever. And today it was Jessica's birthday. I gave her I new videogame as a reward. Jessica said she loved the gift and that her birthday was amazing. Jessica is now 22 years old. NOW ITS TIME TO TELL SOME JOKES!.
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This guy started screaming I SCREAM! But he was meaning to say Icecream!!! Why did the sheep cross the road? He didn't. Sheep don't cross roads. Guess what happened to me last night! I fell asleep! Like every other day! Can you believe that!. My jokes were loved and I became more famous. I was hired to be in a comedic tv commercial and I loved every second of it! And then I went to the store and bought something... A bouquet. I went up to Jessie and asked if we could be boyfriends and girlfriend and she said..... YES!
