Tiny Jokes

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KIRISHIMA'S POV

It was morning and I wake up yawning. Bakugou fell on the pillow, waking up and blasts my side.
"KIRISHIMA, YOU COULD'VE WARNED ME YOU WERE WAKING UP", I hear him yelled.
"Sorry Bakugou", I apologized. I pick him up gently and walk him over to the dollhouse. He is so grouchy in the mornings. I give him a doll school uniform that looks just like his uniform.
"Thanks"
"Mhm"
He goes to the doll bathroom to take a shower and change, while I change as well. A few minutes later, we both were ready to head to class. I sit Bakugou on my head and leave my dorm room. As we headed to our class down the hall, we ran into our friends Mina, Denki, and Sero.
"Morning guys", I said.
"Morning Kirishima and Bakugoou..", answered Denki as he sees Bakugou on top of my head.
"Sup Dunce Face"
"Um Kirishima?"
"Yes Denki?"
"What happened to Bakugou?"
"Heh heh, it's a long story", I answered rubbing the back of my head.
"SPILL IT", Mina answered.
"Well last night, a mother and her child were trapped in the alley. Bakugou and I were saving them from being held hostage by this villain. We saved them, but the villain shrunk Bakugou and Mr. Aizawa told us it will take 3 weeks or so for the quirk to wear off", I explained to them.
"Ah makes sense", answered Sero.
"Aww, you look so adorable and small", complimented Mina.
"Shut the fuck up raccoon eyes", responded Bakugou
"Bakugou, be nice", I told him.
"Fine", he answered.
"Can I hold him?", asked Denki.
"Sure", I answered with a smile. I took Bakugou off my head and laid him in his hand.

BAKUGOU'S POV

I couldn't believe Kirishima let dunce face hold me. I feel like a fucking puppy. He smirks at me. Raccoon Eyes, Dunce Face, and Tape Boi all surround me. They were looking at me like I'm some fucking experiment. The fuck. Raccoon eyes starts giggling at me. I swear, I wanted to blast them to Hell so bad.
"So Bakugou, I believe you have a shortage", answered Dunce Face. They laughed.
"Shut up"
"You might live with a family of gummy bears, because you're just their size", he teased. The idiots laughed some more. I was at my limit with them.
"Do you sleep on an eraser at night?", asked Tape Boi.
"Don't forget the marshmallow as his pillow", added Raccoon Eyes.
"I bet he swims in a cup of water", answered Dunce Face. They giggled some more.
"I AM GOING TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ALL 3 OF YOU, IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!", I warned them.
"Like we're scared of a tiny little bomb", joked Dunce Face. I pop my hands. They were really pushing me.
"Better put him in a cage Kirishima, and add a beware sign on it. This tiny bomb is gonna explode", I hear Sero say. I was about to jump on him and blast his ear, but Kirishima grabbed me gently before I could.

KIRISHIMA'S POV

I sit Bakugou on my shoulder.
"Alright guys, enough with the tiny jokes. This is a serious matter. It is my responsibility to keep him safe. I don't want him to get hurt. I care about him", I answered. I noticed Bakugou blushes at what I said and turns away.
"Okay, sorry Kiri", apologizes Mina.
"But, you have to admit the jokes were funny right? Because he's tiny", laughed Denki. I didn't laugh at all and I was serious.
"I mean it Denki"
"Okay jeez, sorry", he responded. I nodded. The bell rings for class to start and we all head inside.

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