My Tiny Boyfriend

A Cute Date at the Café

BAKUGOU'S POV

It was morning and I woke up out of my doll bed. I look over and see Kirishima still asleep. This idiot. I blast towards him and crawl to his ear.
"WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!"
Kirishima wakes up.
"Bakugou, what the heck?"
"You didn't wake up"
"I was going to wake up"
"Sure you were"
He sits up and tickles me with one hand. I wanted to blast him in the face for that. I started giggling while he kept tickling.
"Stop, I will blast you", I giggled.
"No you won't, because you looooove me", he answered while he still tickles me.
"OKAY ENOU-AHAHAHA", I laughed.
"Not this time", he answered and continues tickling me. I couldn't stop laughing.
"You're so adorable at everything you do"
"Shut it AHAHAHA!!"
The door opens and we both see Dunce Face at the doorway.
"Ummm, is this a bad time?"
"GET THE FUCK OUT!", I yelled. He leaves. Kirishima giggles and kisses me. I kissed him back.
"We don't have class today", he told me.
"I know"
"Wanna go to the café? My treat"
"Alright"
He smiles and picks me up and puts me back in the dollhouse to change. I took a shower while he leaves the room to take a shower. A few minutes later, we were both dressed. He worn a light grey hoodie, with tan shorts, while I worn a red shirt with a black capri shirt over it and black jeans.
"YOU'RE SO CUTE", he answered. I blushed.
"Shut up"
"Make me"
I wanted to punch him in the face, but I couldn't. He always makes that cute, friendly, toothy grin. He sits me on his shoulder and leaves the room.

KIRISHIMA'S POV

Denki was still outside the door.
"Heh, sorry you had to see that", I apologized.
"It's okay, it's cute. Bakugou's giggles are so adorable"
"I KNOW RIGHT, HE'S SO ADORABLE"
"QUIT IT!", yelled Bakugou.
"Hehe sorry Katsuki", I answered.
"Tch, it's fine", he said.
"So, wanna go bowling with us?", asked Denki.
"Sorry not today, Bakugou and I are going on a special little date"
"Aww"
"Yeah, he agreed, couldn't you believe it?"
"OI! LESS TALKING MORE WALKING"
"See you later Denki"
"Bye Kiri"
I walk us out the dorms and started walking towards the café. It started raining outside. Bakugou was shivering, so I put him in my hood from the back of my hoodie.
"Thanks"
"Anything for my Bakubae"
"Whatever"
"Hehe"
We make it to the café and walked inside.

BAKUGOU'S POV

There weren't many people inside, but it was nice and toasty. I crawl up to Kirishima's neck out of the hoodie and sat on his shoulder. He walks over to the counter where the cashier was. He had a mustache and a red eye, with a hazel eye. Hm, where did I see him before?
"Hello, how can I help you?", asked the cashier.
"I would like a chocolate milkshake", I answered.
"I would like vanilla"
"Okay anything else?", asked the cashier.
"That is all", answered Kirishima and pays. The cashier gave the vanilla milkshake to Kirishima and shrunk the chocolate milkshake with his quirk to me.
"WHAT THE HELL!? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME!?"
"Oh heavens no, I just wanted to give it to you for just your size. After all, you are small", he answered.
"YOU MOTHEFU-"
Then it hit me. It was that bastard who shrunk me. The bastard must've escaped prison. He smirks at me. I wanted to tell Kirishima, but I didn't want to make a scene. People would end up shrunk or hurt, so I just let it go. Kirishima walks to a table.
"Enjoy your date together, you two!!", he yelled out. I wanted to beat that bastard up. Kirishima sat me near the flower vase. I started drinking my chocolate milkshake, while he stares at me with that toothy grin. I stop sipping my milkshake.
"What?"
"Oh nothing, you just have pretty red eyes"
"You have red eyes too idiot"
"But yours are more cuter"
"Shut up"
He giggles. Why does he always make me fucking blush? He sips his milkshake still looking at me.
"STOP IDIOT"
He laughs.
"Sorry Bakugou, you're just so adorable"
"I get it, but do you really have to keep telling me that?"
"I'll do it as long as I want because I love you"
"I love you too"
I drank my milkshake again. I am really enjoying my date with Kirishima, but I can't stop getting that feeling of that bastard watching me. I need to tell him.

KIRISHIMA'S POV

Bakugou looked like he was worried. I was wondering what he was thinking about.
"Hey Bakugou, you okay?"
"Yeah, just a brain freeze"
I giggled.
"Shouldn't have drank it too fast"
"Whatever, it was good"
"I know"
"Um Kirishima?"
"Yes?", I answered.
"There's a vi-"
"Um hi", answered a woman standing beside our table.
"I noticed you were talking to yourself. Were you talking to the flowers or yourself? I felt a little worried. If you need medical or mental help, I'll call the psychward. I have them on speed dial"
"BITCH, DO YOU SEE ME RIGHT HERE!? HE WAS TALKING TO ME! WE'RE FUCKING DATING! HE ISN'T CRAZY, THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? MAYBE YOU NEED FUCKING MENTAL HELP! FUCK OFF", yelled Bakugou. Everyone's eyes were on us. Just when I thought things were going to get calm..

BAKUGOU'S POV

How dare this bitch embarrass Kirishima like that. I wanted to give her a black eye.
"EVERYTHING WAS CALM UNTIL YOUR ASS SHOWED UP! SIT THE FUCK DOWN!"
A man walks up to us.
"Sir, you are talking to my wife, show some manners!"
"FUCK YOUR WIFE, SHE'S A BITCH! SHE INTERRUPTED OUR FUCKING DATE TOGETHER! IT'S HER FAULT! BITCH NEEDS HELP NOT KIRISHIMA"
"Young man, with all do respect, my wife is not crazy, she just thought this guy had a mental problem. We're both doctors"
"WELL HE DOESN'T! FUCKING BASTARDS! SIT DOWN AND LEAVE US ALONE!"
This married couple was starting to piss me off. I crush my milkshake with my fist and gritted my teeth.

KIRISHIMA'S POV

Everyone were still looking at us. I wanted this date to be special for the both of us, but two people just had to trigger him. I sigh and bury my head down on the table. I put my hands on my head hoping the argument will be over.
"You young man, have anger issues, you need to calm down. It was just a misunderstandin-"
"NO IT WASN'T, SHE JUST WALKED TO US AND TOLD HIM HE NEEDS HELP, THAT'S JUST AN EXCUSE TO PISS ME OFF!"
I sigh.
"Redhead, you're just gonna let him yell like that and embarrass you? You're stupid, and he's stupid, but really bitchy!!!", yelled a girl.
"Take that blonde idiot out!!", yelled a guy.
"I think your boyfriend needs help in my honest opinion. He needs anger management. It's best for him", said the woman.
"Never in my years, seen a young man with a disrespectful attitude", said the man. I raise my head up in frustration.
"BAKUGOU ISN'T LIKE THAT! SURE HE'S MEAN, BUT YOU TWO MADE HIM THAT WAY! WE WERE HAVING A NICE DATE AT THE TABLE WITH NO PROBLEMS! THEN YOU FUCKERS SHOWED UP! HE DOESN'T NEED HELP! YOU DO! MOST IMPORTANTLY, YOU BOTH NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
They were speechless. I completely lost it..

BAKUGOU'S POV

I never seen Kirishima so angry before. People turned back around and the married couple stormed out. I look at him and he sighs while sitting back down.
"Kirishima, I'm sorry for acting like that"
"It's not your fault Bakugou, they just don't see how sweet you are like I do"
I smile a little.
"But the date was ruined", I told him.
"No it hasn't, you made it enjoyable", he answered while patting my head. I smiled more.
"It still wasn't right what they did", he added.
"A bunch of dumbasses", I responded.
"Mega dumbasses", he answered. We both laugh together. I stopped laughing.
"So, you're not mad?", I asked him.
"Not at you, but them. That was very rude what they did"
"Yeah", I agreed. I look at Kirishima and he looks at me. I smiled again. He grins. I look over and see that bastard still looking at us with a evil grin. I was trying to tell Kirishima that he was here, until that fucking couple interrupted us. I tap on his hand.
"Yes Bakugou?"
I look over to see if that bastard was still there and sure enough, he still was, but was working at the cash register again.
"The villain is here", I answered.
"I know, he looked familiar, something was really off about him. I'll call the cops"
"I don't think that's a good idea"
"Hm?"
"If the cops arrive, he will shrink everyone or worse kill them. We have to catch him when no one's around"
"You're right, but how?", he asked me. I look back at the cash register. The bastard was fucking gone. Dammit.
"He's gone", I answered. Kirishima looks where I was looking. He grabs me gently and runs out the café looking around outside.
"Crap, where did he go? We lost him", he answered.
"I swear when I get my hands on that bastard, I will blast his teeth out", I answered. We left and headed back to the dorms. I will, catch that bastard.