Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge floated in the void, but he decided, "Fuck this. I wanna do something. Be someone." So he smashed a bunch of floating rocks together, creating an orb in the sky. He created multiple orbs with it, and many more universes of orbs. But he decided to focus on an orb with lots of water and land.
He decided, "Fuck yeah. This planet is rad. I will create inferior life here." So he created the lizards, fish, and dinosaurs. And he created Furbies, an intelligent, all-knowing race. They are great and wise, and those that possess them are lucky to do so.
Now, Thursday hated order. He loved chaos and disarray. But he created order, anyway. He created the day and night. He created the sun and moon with his yellow beak, and used his eyes to create the sky, the glorious, gay sky. And he used the matter of his dark fur to create the night.
However, Thursday knew this was not enough. So he gathered a council of long furbies. Their names were Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. He named the days of the week after the council. And he created the names of months after those of his race, the furbies.
Therefore, Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge had created not only Earth, but the entire universe.
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The Bible Of Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge
RandomThursday Plurbonym Boyporridge is a long Furby created by STRANGE ÆONS. He is an absolute god, so I made him a bible.
