The Bible Of Thursday Plurbonym Boyporridge

H U M A N I T Y

Now, we all know that Thursday controlled the universe and everything in it. So he decided to smash a flaming rock into the earth. He knew it would bring great destruction, but did it anyway.

He killed the dinosaurs. Upset that his great planet had become lifeless, he created more species, including the great apes. But Thursday was easily bored by the apes, so he evolved them into a species he called the humans, inferior only to the Furbies.

These humans believed in many gods. However, this didn't bother Thursday. For he knew that one day, a woman would bring enlightenment to a group of humans.

I forgot to mention, there were various genders of each species. The most common being male and female.

These humans, however, did do upsetting things. They didn't support gay marriage, which very much pissed Thursday off. But Boyporridgism had no rules. Still doesnt.