Life With The Avengers

Hello(Crazy) Kitty

"MINA SAIKO ARIGATO, KA-KA-KA-KAWAII!" you shouted, jumping up and down on your bed as Avril Lavigne's Hello Kitty blasted from your stereo.

You loved this song. A lot. The music video weirded a lot of people out, but you loved it too. And now, after eating half a box of cinnamon poptarts and watching the music video seven times, you were hyperactive. You just had to share this passion with the others. You had to!

"Jarvis, when I tell you, blast Hello into whatever room I'm in!" you babbled excitedly, grabbing a bag.

This was going to require some props...

Most of the Avengers sat almost peacefully in one of Stark Tower's many living areas. Tony sat at a table opposite of Natasha, hopelessly trying to unravel her poker face and beat her at Battleships. Bruce and Steve were teaching Thor some card games, and Loki sat on the couch contently reading a book. Clint was nowhere in sight.
It was peaceful and serene, until...

"Hit it, Jarvis! MINA SAIKO ARIGATO, KA-KA-KA-KAWAII!!!"

Everyone's eye's shot up as you strode into the room, a bag over your shoulder, dressed in a black jacket, round blue glasses and a... cupcake skirt?

"KA-KA-KA-KAWAII! MUM'S NOT HOME TONIGHT, SO WE COULD ROLL AROUND HAVE A PILLOW FIGHT," as you yelled this, you pulled a pillow from your bag and whacked Tony in the face with it "LIKE A MAJOR RAGER OMFG!"

There was a loud crash as Clint fell through one of the air vents, his hands flattened against his ears.

"LET'S ALL SLUMBER PARTY, LIKE A FAT KID ON A PACK OF SMARTIES!"

"Do you have any idea how much it echoes in there?" Clint complained.

"SOMEONE CHUCK A CUPCAKE AT ME!" Cue you hurling a cupcake at Clint's face.

"IT'S TIME FOR SPIN THE BOTTLE, NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT IT TOMORROW, KEEP IT JUST BETWEEN YOU AND ME!" You high-fived Tony as he held out his hand in agreement.

"She's been obsessed with this song lately," Natasha said rolling her eyes.

"LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE NOW, WE CAN ROLL AROUND IN OUR UNDERWEAR HOW EVERY SILLY KITTY SHOULD BE!" You ran over and winked at Steve, who in turn flushed bright red.

Now you ran to where Loki sat irritably trying to read his book. You reached into your bag and retrieved your stuffed toy cat, then threw it at him to get his attention.

"COME COME LOKITTY KITTY YOU'RE SO PRETTY PRETTY DON'T' GO LOKITTY KITTY PLAY WITH ME!"

As you continued the song―and continued pulling out more bizarre props―the Avengers' fear for their lives quickly increased. Steve and Bruce tried to leave during the second verse, but found the doors locked. Clint tried to get Thor to lift him back into the vents, but you threw so many cupcakes at the archer his hands were covered in icing and therefore too slippery to get him up.It wasn't until you pulled out the sushi that they decided to draw the line.

"Jarvis, please stop this song," Tony said.

No reply came, and the song did not stop.

"Jarvis? Jarvis, please! I NEED YOU NOW!!!"

"Okay, (Y/n), Clint said walking up to you, hands ready to bat away any incoming cupcakes. "As... uh... kawaii, as this was, we really need to go now."

Everyone held their breath as you stared at Clint blankly. Would you show mercy? Would you let them leave?

You tipped your glasses low on your nose and silently leant towards Clint, not stopping until your lips were a mere inch from his. You took a steady breath, and...