Experience Level Bar x Giftcard

Chapter 1, damn he thicc

Exp walks into a forest, expecting nothing, and he sits on a bench.

Exp: "Ah, what a beautiful night, the birds are chirping, the crickets are cricking, night's like these make me so horny, but I never get the chance to do the thing." 

????: "Did i hear horny?"

Exp: "What, who said that." 

Giftcard: "Me, GIFTCARD."

Exp: "Jeez, no need to yell little girl.'

Giftcard: "Yell? YELL?!!!!!!! I'm horny too, but you said you where always horny."

Exp: "Yeah but not for you Pesophile, plus I should know the person first."

Giftcard: "Pesophile? PESOPHILE?!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY. And also, you said you don't know who I am, well. Who am I, who am I, what are you even saying, I'm the loser of the game that you didn't know you where playing."

Exp: "Ew, another Spinel pfp kid."

Giftcard: "THAT'S IT, it's time to get what I actually want, what have craved, FOR A LONG TIME"

Giftcard touches Exp's crotch and reveals a huge... what is this.. TENTACLE?

Chapter end.