Part 4- Here comes the pervert

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Hey. I cannot tell you how sorry I am. I had a virus for 5 days, then my mom separated from her partner. The police were involved and it was all a bit dramatic. I know it’s been 2 weeks instead of one, and I’m really sorry. I will be totally honest and say I have no idea when I will be able to update again. It won’t be over 2 weeks. I have a load of course work and homework. I will try and fit in writing time, but don’t worry I haven’t forgotten about this story and I have NO intention of giving up on this story any time soon.

I hope you enjoy it, please, please, PLEASE comment on what you think. Love, hate just say! The odd vote won’t go amiss either.

-         Lucy oxox

I don’t own any of the Transformers films, characters or plots. I only own Taylor and how she is linked to the story.

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“Damn I’m good.” I Sigh as Sam came out and looked his girlfriend up and down as she beams at him.

“WOW!” Sam grins. They stand together on the yard as I lean against the garage ear wigging.

“So you think you can make it through those East coast winters without me?” Mikaela asked sweetly.

“You’re the best thing that ever happened to me.” I so wish Will would say that to me......

“And?”

“And I’ll do anything for you.” Sam attempted.

“And?” Mikaela dug for more.

“Lets go kiddo.” Uncle Ron cut in. I smirked as they continued.

“I adore you.” Sam stated.

“That’s not the word I want to hear right now.” Mikaela argued, as I held in a laugh.

“What are you talking about? It’s the same word as the other word!” Sam stated stubbornly.

“It’s not the same word, Sammy!” I put my two cents in, Mikaela nodding in agreement.

“Butt out of our conversation, Taylor.” Sam growled.

“No she’s right!” Go Mikaela.

“Look, if I say the other word now and you force me to say it, it won’t mean anything, plus you haven’t said either. So, don’t get mad at me for not saying it.” Sam lectured his girlfriend.

“Fuck it’s like a real life sit com!” I mutter, sitting down getting out Mikaela’s saltwater taffy out of her bag and chewing it.  

“Yeah, but I said because guy always run when you say it first.”

“Yeah, well, so do girls. Especially girls like you, with options.” I don’t know about Mikaela. But I’m convinced.

“So, is this all part of your elaborate plan to keep me interested?” I was eating taffy so fast I’m surprised it didn’t choke me; not taking my eyes off them, this shit is better than Americas got talent!  

“It can be.” Why can’t Will be like.... no I’m not even going to finish that sentence. I’m comparing my sexy, army boyfriend to my dorky kid cousin. There is so much wrong with that sentence.

“I hate that it’s working.” Que melting like an Ice cream on frying pan. Damn this kid is gooood.

“Can I have a kiss?”

“Aw this is PDA gone mad.” I growl walking over to my aunt and Uncle.

“I’m going to have nightmares.” I tell them getting my stuff and stealing Mikaela taffy before getting in the car as the lovebird say their final goodbyes. We drive, me teasing Sam all the way, until we go to a gigantic castle like school. Fuck it’s like the American Hogwarts.

“WOW! Sam I am so jealous of you right now, not the having to learn of course. Just the fit guys, great housing, and the party’s.” I said getting out.

“One Taylor for the last time I am not into guys. Two you should be jealous already, I’m awesome and handsome AND smart. Three you do have a boyfriend.” Sam listed.

“Ah but Sam my boy, my dear native cousin, Will isn’t here. And I am a very attractive, lonely girl.” I joked lifting my eyebrows up and down.

“Taylor you disgust me, you actually do, I don’t want to know about you sex life or your strange relationship that if I did know about, your deathly strong, army boyfriend would kill me about.” Sam argued.

“He won’t kill you, just beat you up. But I would never cheat on Will. He’s too good in bed; you should see his downstairs friend. A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!” I smirk at Sam’s horrified face, at least now he has nightmares too. I’ll never forget some of the conversations where Sam has bragged on his ‘fun time’ with Mikaela and his ‘little Sam’s’ size. I shiver at the thought. I get out the car going over to look around this beast of a school.

“Oh my gosh! Look at this place! I feel smarter already. Ron, can you smell it?” Judy grins looking around in circles. Me and Sam each grab a box and go over to Aunty Judy and Uncle Ron.

“Yeah, smells like $40,000 a year.” Uncle Ron grumbles.

“Hey cheapo!” Aunt Judy scowls hitting him with her purse. Sam and I chuckle somehow getting Ron’s attention.

“Hey, you two go ahead. We’ll get your stuff. Just go ahead and check out your room.”

“Yea, go.” Aunt Judy agrees. Me and Sam go up to his room looking round.

“This place is so cool.”

“Agreed, here’s hoping you don’t have a freak of a room mate to ruin it.” Sam nods at my words. We go through a crowded hallway to his new dorm room with the open door. We go in to see a room full of posters, most involving girls and minimal clothes.

“Great a pervert.” I mutter under my breath. Well this will be interesting.

“ Hey”.

“Hey.” The two guys greet each other. I put Sam’s stuff in his 'room' and watch from the door way.

“You must be Sam, right? I’m Leo.”

“Hey, this is my cousin Taylor.” The pervert looks over to me with a flirty face.

“I have a military boyfriend and if you hit on me, I’m breaking your nose.” I inform him.

“Noted.” Leo nods, wincing slightly.

“So, I already set up the crib a bit. You want this side or this side?” Leo asked pointing to both sides.

“Uh, that side". Sam said pointing to the side by the door.

“I already choose that side.” I sighed at the macho standoff.

“You know what this is? This is an awkward moment. Yea, see, you’re trying to see if I’m a normal guy. I‘m trying to see if you’re a normal guy. Balanced, unmediated, nothing crawling under the crawl space.”

“Good personal hygiene won’t stab me in my sleep.” Leo then listed after Sam’s speech.

“No criminal record, won’t steal anything.” Sam continued.

“Including girlfriends.” Leo added.

“Especially girlfriends.” Sam agreed.

“You got a girlfriend?”

“I Do. You?” Sam answered.

“No not a chance. You a techie?” Sam made a noise of agreement and they walked into a side room. That was so fast, and I didn’t understand half of it. God save us all.

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- Lucy oxox

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