I Just Want To Follow The Plot!

Arc 1.1 - Dragon and Phoenix

Damn. I just died painfully from getting flattened like a pancake, and now I'm in a huge amount of pain. 

AGAIN

I raise my head to look around and noticed that I was in the middle of a......

Winged.. Tiger pack?

'Hey 005, what the hell is going on?'

[Yessss Host? *imaginary innocent eyes*]

'So, mind telling me where the heck I am?'

[That, I do not know~]

'Can you be any more useless?!'

[Wuwuwu Host is a big bully. How can you call me a useless system? I've already used up a lot of power just to successfully transport you into this world!]

'And you call this successful?'

[Ehh, don't mind the small details]

'Small details my ass! I'm about to get eaten and fail the tasks, when I JUST arrived in the world!'

[Don't worry ^-^ These cute little tigers aren't looking at you with any malicious intent. Plus, you're a phoenix, why are you scared of a few tigers?]

'Yeah, a 5-YEAR-OLD phoenix in Qi Refining against a pack of spirit division tigers! Plus, they literally look like they're about to shred me to pieces, you call that cute?'

[Ah! Hahaha, I just remembered that I have to go report to my superiors about something. You're on your own! (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)ﾉ Teehee~!]

'F*** your Teehee's and get your ass back here. Don't think this daddy wouldn't dare murder you!'

[Villain System 005 is currently unavailable, please contact another time]

'0...0...5!!! YOU GET BACK HERE!!!'

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Huff.. I've finally calmed down. Wuwuwu, I thought I had infinite luck? Then why is my luck so bad that I got such a crappy system?

"Grrrrrrrr"

I look up again and saw the tigers growling at me.

Well, what a shitty and short life I lived. 

I closed my eyes and prepared for the pain of getting bitten to death, but nothing came? 

Then, I slowly peeled open my eyes again and saw a bunch of.. kittens in front of me?!

"Meow~"

The hell?! Where did the domineering image of a winged tiger go?! Who are these cute little kittens in front of me? If the memory that 005 gave me was correct, then aren't these tigers supposedly Spirit Division level beasts? 

Oh right, in the world of beasts, their cultivation levels are almost identical to humans. These creatures all have a stone embedded on their foreheads to show what level they are. There's nothing special about the stone, other than the fact the color indicates the power of a beast:

Qi Refinement: Red
Foundation Building: Orange
Core Formation: Yellow
Nascent Soul: Green
Spirit Transformation: Blue
Spirit Division: Purple
Void Refining: Rainbow
Immortal: Black
God: Transparent

Sometimes, I wonder if the creator of this world was just too bored and decided to use the colors of a rainbow when determining the level of a beast. And of course, dragons and phoenix's are all god level.

There are 4 god level legendary beasts in this world and they dominate all of the other beasts. They are Dragons, Phoenixes, Black Turtles, and White Tigers.