Yusei: Hey guys. It seems we got a big question.
Chara: Oh really? Do tell.
Yusei: Okay so since everyone knows about our history to some degree knowing we're all seen as the scum of the earth.
Badeline: some more than others.
Yusei: the question is what is the most evil thing we've all done?
Nightmare Moon: oh this shall be fun.
Yusei: Who wants to go first!?
*two days later*
Yusei: So I guess I'm first. Let's see. Most evil thing I've done is a stealing spree. I just love to steal things. Like your hearts~
Jeff: Eight's still more popular.
Yusei: Yes, they are. I'm popular too though!
Hex: Not really.
Yusei: Fine! You're next then!
Hex: Fine. Most evil thing I've done was years ago in elementary school. This girl was bullying me and so I... Threw her into the metal milk crate.
Everyone that's not a number:
*Jaw drops*Badeline: Why!?
Hex: I just told you why!
Gaster: But to do that to a child.
Hex: You monsters have been killing kids for years! Even before the seal!
Gaster:.... Touché
Hex: I choose Bad. Whats your most evil deed?
Badeline: Nothing, I'm a saint.
Yusei: Bullshit!
Badeline: I don't consider any of my actions evil, just over the top.
Hex: Oh yeah, then what was the worst thing you ever did to Madeline?
Badeline: Nothing. Everything I did to her made her a better person and made us closer than ever. Plus, it got me a body and friends.
Hex: Have I ever told you I hate you?
Badeline: No but I know you don't. Well since I'm innocent I choose Nightmare. What is your most evil deed?
Nightmare moon: *puts teacup down* Well I guess the most evil thing I've done is exist.
Chara: Amen to that sister.
Lelouch: So your one of those people who were destined to fail.
Nightmare moon: Yes. My only purpose was to help Luna be admired like she should have been and for her to feel love from someone else and to not be feared. But, in the end I was used as a scapegoat and a stepping stone for that wretched Twilight Sparkle to gain even more face.
Chara: That's almost parallel to my story. Difference is the person I helped I helped in both ways. To kill and save my new family multiple times. Then be blamed for all the deaths but they take the credit for saving everyone, making me the scum of the universe.
Yusei: Wow, Its like Nightly is your pony version, Chara.
Chara: It would seem so. I didn't ask to be bound to my family's muderer.
Nightmare moon: And I didn't ask to be made of negative emotions and nightmares.
Yusei: While you two bond over mutual tramua who's next?
Lelouch: I guess I shall take the torch. In my opinion what I did was justified and in no right evil. However I wanted people to see me as evil so I did some evil things. Murdered countless, used many others, lied and manipulated my friends and family. All to turn the world against me so my sister could live a happy life.
Gaster: All that for one person?
Lelouch: At first, it was just for her. However, my time in the resistance gave me a purpose greater than anything I would have ever dreamed of. I never would have thought that I would lead an army or fight a war while still in high school.
Eight: Agreed. At least you carried out your plan. I have yet to start mine.
Lelouch: You just have to wait for a strange woman in a metal crate to change your life.
*everyone laughs at the joke*
Lelouch: So sir Gaster, what dastardly deed have you committed?
Gaster: I've done alot in my quest for knowledge. One thing I regret is experimenting on Chara's soul.
Chara: I already forgave you for that. I didn't even want my soul. Hell, I literally gave it to my brother to save all monsters.
Gaster: Yes but-
Chara: It's done. No more. Kuro! You go next!
Kuro: Me!?
Hex: Oh I wanna hear this.
Kuro: Hmm, well I've never done anything evil before. I guess the worst I've ever done is, well, taking over Illya's school council through blackmail.
Yusei: I can accept that.
Jeff: Same.
Kuro: Next would be Jennifer.
Jennifer: The most evil thing I've done is nothing. I'm usually not around to do anything. Sorry.
Badeline: Okay is there anyone else who hasn't done something bad?
Ray: I think just me. Unless... *looks at Marie*
Marie: Sorry, my evil deed was whatever I did as a skullgirl. Speaking of, what did you do with it, Eight?
Eight: It is another dark item inside of me.
Marie: Will that hurt you?
Eight: Not as it would a normal human or anyone here. I am use to it.
Ray: Then I think that's it.
Yusei: Bye for now readers. Peace!
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