Funniest parenting moment (Autobots)

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Okay, so I know that this book is completed. But someone (I don't remember who) requested the 'funniest parenting moment' chapters, and after I tried it in my Galra Parent Preferences I decided to add it in this book.
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Optimus

- One day when it was your wedding anniversary your kids decided to make a surprise breakfast

- At first everything was going good. That is until Orion accidentally dropped a few eggs onto the floor

- When you both woke up and went to the kitchen you saw a big mess. There were broked eggs on the floor, there was burnt toast on two plates with big globs of jam spread on them and there was orange juice/milk spilled on the counter

- Your kids kept apologizing for the mess they made, but neither of you could be mad at them













Ultra Magnus

- One day while he was using his mass displacement your daughter snuck up on him and put a few magnets on his backstruts

- He oddly enough didn't notice the new additions to his body

- When you saw the magnets on him you tried your best not to laugh, but you failed and ended up snickering

- When he asked you why you were laughing you took a picture of the magnets on him and you showed him

- When you both saw your daughter you instantly knew that she was the one who did it












Ratchet

- One evening while you were washing dishes he was helping your one and a half year old daughter color a picture in the living room

- When he accidentally broke one of her favorite crayons he just stared at it in shock

- Your daughter grabbed her squeaky rubber wrench and aimed at his head

- When you walked into the living room you saw your daughter throw her rubber wrench. And it hit him right on his head

- Then your daughter said 'I needed that' in her adorable, baby voice











Bumblebee

- One day while he was in his holoform taking a nap on the couch your kids got a somewhat evil idea

- When no one was watching they grabbed a few markers and drew little bumble bees on his face

- When he woke up and went to go find you he passed by a mirror he saw the 'bumble bees' on his face

- When he saw your kids peeking around the corner and giggling he ran after them and started tickling them

- When you heard laughing and went to check it out you smiled when you saw him tickling your kids

- And when you saw his face you knew exactly what had happened











Arcee

- One day while you were outside she was keeping an eye on your daughters while she was in her holoform

- They somehow convinced her to play tea party with them. And since no one was looking she decided that it was okay

- When your daughters dragged her to their bedroom they made her dress up in a pink tiara and feather boa, as well as fake pink glasses that were heart shaped

- When you got back inside your house you heard giggling coming from your daughter's bedroom

- When you peeked in you saw her playing tea party with your daughters while wearing a pink tiara, feather boa and glasses











Smokescreen

- After his first time of changing your son's diaper he didn't want to try it for a while

- But one day while you were in the bathroom brushing your hair he wanted to try changing your son's diaper again since he wanted to help you out

- When he had your son on the changing table in the nursery and took the diaper off he didn't know to wait till your son was finished

- He was shocked when a stream of pee hit him right on his holoform's chest

- When you heard him shout in surprise you ran to the nursery and saw what happened

- From then on he preferred that you changed your son












Bulkhead

- One day after you told your kids how chickens come out of eggs they went straight to the refrigerator and took a few of the eggs out

- Your son made a 'nest' out of a blanket in the kitchen and your daughter put the eggs into the nest and sat on them

- When you and him walked into the kitchen and saw your daughter sitting on a blanket you asked her what she was doing

- As she told you that she was trying to keep the eggs out of the refrigerator warm she accidentally broke them

- You realized that you shouldn't have told your kids that chickens come out of eggs












Wheeljack

- One day when your oldest son was in Jr. High he had to make a stink bomb for his science class

- Naturally he decided to help your son out with his stink bomb

- Unfortunately your son accidentally dropped the stink bomb

- Your son had to sleep in the garage for a few days because you didn't want the smell inside your house

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