Chocolate

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HC: I'm eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling sound when I shook it and there's a horse magnet inside??

Ava: Russian kinder egg.

Kami: That looks like coal.

HC: It tastes like coal.

Djent: You ate a vase.

HC: Honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.

Ellean: What the fuck is going on in your life



written by meri

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