HC: I'm eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling sound when I shook it and there's a horse magnet inside??
Ava: Russian kinder egg.
Kami: That looks like coal.
HC: It tastes like coal.
Djent: You ate a vase.
HC: Honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.
Ellean: What the fuck is going on in your life
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Incorrect Quotes - Technocian Edition
HumorIncorrect Quotes for the cult of technoism. Blood for the Blood God, Love for the Loved