Percabeth As Seen By Mortals

Bryce Crawdence

{Hi! This is my first fan fic so constructive criticism in helpful, rude comments are not. I hope you enjoy! Also, Disclaimer: I'm not Rick Riordan, therefor I do not own any of his characters. I only own my OCs and the plot, not his ideas and characters in any way, shape, or form, except maybe in my dreams.}

Bryce Crawdence

I'm a girl. Just right of the bat, here. My name might make you think I'm a guy, but I'm not. I'm not really anything special, just your average teenage girl. I've got long (Like, to my knees) hair that's black-ish brown and pale green eyes. My best friend is... Percy Freaking Jackson. If you haven't heard of him, then... just wow. I'm not sure that's possible. He's got eyes like a raging storm at sea that have a broken quality to them. I have a feeling it's got something to do with how he went missing for, like, a year. He's got a six pack, and makes all the girls swoon, but he's not interested in any of them. His black hair is windswept like he just came from a walk on the beach. He's an amaZHANG {I had to!} swimmer and speaks fluent Greek. Don't get me wrong, Percy's handsome and all, but I DO NOT have a crush on him. Boys aren't really my type, if you know what I mean. Sure, Percy's hot, but boys aren't my type. However, I wasn't kidding when I said the girls were all swooning over him. I've seen girls nearly faint when he even looks at them, much less talks to them! All the girls have crushes on him, including MY crush. Girls are literally tripping over themselves to ask him out. All our friends think they're crazy except one. My crush, Ashley, Ash for short, is practically a fan girl, but Percy's oblivious to it. At least, she had a crush on him until last Wednesday...

        "Hey, Perce." Purred Avery, the 'High school Queen'. "Why don't we go to the movies tonight. Pick me up at seven tonight, Hun, m'kay?"

Avery wore a tight, short crop-top with a low v-neck. It was white and see-through. She wore a tight, hot-pink mini skirt and 6 inch silver heals. She stroked Percy's arm, oblivious to his obvious disgust. He pulled away and took a couple steps back. {This story does have swearing, and if you don't like swearing I suggest you either leave or skip the next part.}

"No, I have a girlfriend who I love." Percy inched backwards as Avery moved closer.

"Yeah, he's got a girlfriend, you royal pain in the ass." Ash growled.

"But I'm QUEEN of this school!!" Avery shrieked.

"Yeah, you're the Queen Beetch." Percy snorted.

       I heard snickering from behind the group, and we all turned towards the sound.

"Damn, Persassy's in town!" Yelled an unfamiliar Latino boy, obviously around our age.

The boy was short and had a tool belt. He stood clapping, machine grease on his his face and in his curly black hair. Next to him stood a emo looking boy with an Italian complexion. He had black hair with nearly black eyes and a skull shirt with a tattered aviator jacket, as well as black jeans.

"Leo! Shut up!" Percy rolled his eyes at the Latino boy.

"Persassius Jacksasson!" Snickered Emo Boy.

"Neeks, that was my line!" Complained 'Leo' pouting.

"What are you doing here guys? Is... something wrong?" Percy asked anxiously.

"No, but our friends are picking you up. They let Hazel and Thalia drive, so I hitched a ride with Neeks to come warn you." 'Leo' explained.

"Don't call me Neeks, Repair Boy!" Hissed Emo Boy.

Percy paled. "Di Immortals! They let Metal Detector and Pinecone Face DRIVE? One'll take forever and the other will run me over!"

'Neeks' looked amused while 'Leo' nodded seriously.

"You see why we came to warn you? Thalia will be here s--"

               A white van labeled 'Delphi Strawberry Service' rocketed into the parking lot and barreled across the lawn. Everyone dove out of its way except Percy, and the van came to a stop maybe an inch in front of Percy.

"OH MY GODS THALS! NEARLY RUNNING OVER YOUR COUSIN ISN'T A GREAT GREETING!" Percy Screeched.

"O.M.G. Percy! ARE YOU OK?" Ash screamed.

"Wait... COUSIN? Percy, did you say COUSIN!?" Kyle, one of Percy's swimmer friends, demanded.

                 Kyle is, in addition to being a swimmer friend of Percy's, my twin. You wouldn't know that at first glance though, all we have in common is out eyes and being Percy's friends. He has curly orange/red hair with blonde tips (from the chlorine in the water), freckles, glasses, and pale green eyes.

Teens tumbled out of the van, yelling at each other. Another van slowly pulled up beside the first one and teens tumbled out of that, too. The ones from the second van were calmer and there weren't as many of them.

"Guys, shush!" Shouted a goth looking girl.

    Goth girl had black hair, black eye liner, pale skin, a leather jacket, a death-to-barbie shirt,  dark jeans, some sort of a silver tiara, and electric blue eyes. She'd gotten out of the drivers seat, I recalled.

"Hey, guys! GUYS. SHUT UP AND MEET MY SCHOOL FRIENDS!" Percy screamed.

The group immediately quieted, as if he were their leader or something. Avery walked (Read: Strutted) up to a tall blonde guy with eyes that were electric blue, like the goth girl's eyes. Maybe they're siblings, I thought. He had a small scar on his lip. Looked kind of like blonde superman, now that I think about it. He was even wearing a superman shirt.

"Hey, sweetie, what's your name? I'm Avery. Wanna come to my house and have some fun?" She flirted.

"Jason..." He said cautiously, looking at Avery with disgust and contempt. "And no, I'm not going to go out with you."

"But sweetie, we're made for each other!" Avery pouted.

A girl with choppy brown hair braided with feathers and kaleidoscopic eyes snorted. {I warned you about the swearing and stuff.}

"Back of my boyfriend, cake face." She commanded.

"Oh my god! Is this FAG talking to me?" Avery sneered.

"Don't call my girlfriend a fag!" Jason snarled.

"Jase, I've got this." His girlfriend patted his arm and stood in front of him protectively.

"Fine, Piper..." Jason grumbled.

"Now, you little bitch, stay away from my boyfriend, or I'll give you a black eye." Piper growled.

           Avery stared at her in shock and walked away numbly.

Percy searched the crowed of people, when a curly blonde haired girl with intense grey eyes jumped on his back screaming "Seaweed brain!". He swung her down onto the ground and kissed her. Gasps came from across the lawn while the group of teens yelled "PDA ALERT!" and rolled their eyes.

The teens all quickly introduced themselves. {I'm lazy, but it was Jason, Piper, Annabeth, Leo, Nico, Will, Hazel, Frank, Calypso, Reyna, Grover, Juniper, Katie, Conner, Travis, Lou Ellen, Clarisse, and Chris plus a couple of Aphrodite campers that were there to take pictures.} 

Then they all climbed into vans and drove off, leaving most of the school in shock and Ash crying in my arms.

A week later, I'm walking in the park with my amaZHANG girlfriend holding my hand and laughing at my stupid jokes.

All thanks to Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase.

Or, as their friends call them, Percabeth.