3DMG Problems

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Marco and Jean: *tangled in each other's 3DMG wires*

Marco: *blushing with his head in Jean's lap* I'm so sorry, Jean.

Jean: *his head on Marco's lap, upside down* Just don't make any sudden movements, okay?

Marco: *nods*

Jean: *blushes* MARCO!!

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Armin: *slams into a wall* Ow!

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Everyone: *tangled in each other's wires*

Levi: *looking at the mess in front of him* ........ *starts dusting off Eren's hair*

Eren: Heichou! Help!!

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Jean: *stuck in a tree, upside down*

Marco: Are you stuck, Jean?

Jean: What? No! I meant to do this.

Marco: You look pretty stuck to me.

Jean: Shut up, Marco.

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Levi: *hanging upside down by his leg with Eren and Erwin* This is all your fault, Jaeger.

Erwin: *nods* It is.

Eren: Shut up!

Levi: I will shove this box cutter so far up your ass, Jaeger! You better shut the fuck up!

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Hange, Sasha, and Connie: *tangled up with each other*

Hange: Well, hello.

Sasha: Do you have any food?

Hange: No..

Connie: I don't have any.

Sasha: ........We are going to have to eat each other.

Hange and Connie: Wait, what?!

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