Eren: Quit your bitchin', we gotta go!
Jean: *crying* MARCO'S DEAD, YOU ASSHOLE!!
Marco: I'm not dead.
Jean: Marco?
Marco: I just left for a while to fulfill my dream and open a pizzeria.
Armin: What's a pizzeria?
Sasha: FOOD.
Mikasa: So you're not dead?
Marco: No.
Jean: But.. Wut?
Connie: We found your body in the street.
Marco: What?
Levi: What are you fuck bags doing?
Sasha: MARCO'S PIZZA, GO EAT THE FOODS!! IT'S HALF OFF ON WEDNESDAYS AND THEY'LL SEND YOU COUPONS EVERY MONTH! NOW GO!!!!!!! *shoves everyone through a portal*
Everyone: *falls into Writer's living room*
Writer: OH MY GOD!! YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME!
Sasha: MARCO'S PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZA!!!! LEZZZZZGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Levi: *on the ceiling fan* It's fucking dusty up here. Do you even clean your house?
Writer: Nope.
Levi: - ,-
Everyone: *just kind of rolls out of the house and to Marco's Pizza*
Sasha: *grabs a few boxes of pizza then kicks everyone through another portal*
Everyone: *falls on to those big ass trees in that crazy fucking forest* OWWWWW!!
Sasha: *still holding the pizzas* EAT THE FOODSEN IN THE WOODSEN WITH THE TITANSENSEN AND THE TITANSEN EATSEN THE FOODS AND THE FOODSEN EATS THE WOODENSEN!!!!!!!!!!!
Eren: Sasha, calm down!
Sasha: YOUR MAMA!!
Eren: MY MOM IS DEAD!
Sasha: YOUR DADDY!
Armin: He ate his dad..
Everyone: ...............
Titans: .....................
Annie: AGVKWVOWBWONVBFLWIRUVHWBGNSNCMFMWHRITBCJWORBGKDPWBRCHALDJWBG!!!!!!!!!! *kills everyone*
Writer: *pauses the TV* ..........What the fuck did I just watch?
