𝐓𝐀𝐄𝐊𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐓 | 𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐤𝐨𝐨𝐤 (𝓜)

Nice Costume || XXIII.

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summary: Taehyung compliments Jungkook's costume, little does Taehyung know, Jungkook's got a little trick hidden under that slutty skirt and shitty light up headband with fake devil horns..

incubus au:

Jungkook was sitting down in the cafeteria, arguing with Namjoon, that yes, being gay is in fact a skill. Jungkook wasn't exactly the easiest egg to crack, he was very stubborn, probably the most stubborn person to exist.

"Jungkook, being gay doesn't count as a skill nor does it count as a talent, it's more of a uuhh..personality trait."

Jungkook rolled his eyes, setting his elbow on the table, setting his chin on his hand. Looking Namjoon dead in the eyes..

"And how would you know, hm?"

Silence was what currently filled the space between the two, Namjoon didn't know whether or not Jungkook was joking.

"Jungkook.."

Jungkook sat there with a smug look on his face. Jungkook was never wrong (so says Jungkook himself) and he especially hated it when he was, so in his rock solid mind, the word right was visibly engulfing it. Jungkook was narcissistic, but he hated that word, arguing the fact that he was just really confident.

"Yes Joonie."

"I'm gay...I'm dating Jin."

Jungkook was about to protest, but on que, like god was against him (which he most definitely was) Jin came out from behind a group of students. Sitting besides Namjoon, pecking his lips.

"Hey Joon."

Jungkook's face turning into a distorted face of disgust, sticking his finger in his mouth letting out a fake gag. He hated how close Namjoon and Jin were, they had like a, mom and dad aura that Jungkook has said countless times before, in his exact words was "fucking gross."

"Can I eat before you two like, fuck in front of me please, thanks." Jungkook spat, letting the bitchiest fake smile contort his face.

Jin turning his head at light speed, spitting back with just as much venom in his tone, not at all matching his sweet face "Oh okay "Mr. Virgin", says the one who can't even keep his legs shut for an entire period."Jungkook sighing as he didn't feel like arguing with Jin. Jin was special, somehow always winning Jungkook in these bitter unnecessary arguments that they both always found themselves stuck in.

Shoving another french fry into his mouth moving his gaze to the end of the cafeteria looking at nobody in particular, scoffing and letting out a despiteful "Whatever.." as he didn't feel the need to keep it going, instead ending it before it got out of control.

Absent voices from other tables and chewing was all that could be heard at their table, that sweet scarce silence soon ending as Hoseok and Jimin (or as Jungkook would like to call them, "the loud asses" of the friend group) came and seated their "loud asses" next to Jungkook, squeezing him on either side, Hoseok on his left, Jimin on his right. Both of them talking at a deafening tone.

Jungkook picking his head back up and running his hands through his magenta hair, "Can you guys shut the fuck up, were in a cafeteria not a fucking house party." Jimin and Hoseok staring with astonishment, staying completely silent before Jimin laughed with a scoff following not long after "Shit, okay mr. grouch.." He sighed in content as they quieted their voices.

Seconds later the table shook with a loud rattle, the cause of this was Jin remembering that Halloween was coming up, and he had planned a costume party at his parents house.