Chapter two: Deadbeat relative

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by 2019summerangel

by 2019summerangel

( Thorn p.o.v. )

It's been a week sense Halloween night I was invited for some moon bathing in the cemetery behind their house once I got there Fester was laying down on the ground with a sun reflector but instead of catching the sun with it he's trying to catch the moonlight with it while Morticia and Gomez were feeding each other sweets not to far away from where Fester is. Hey Addams. I said making everyone turn towards me. Hey Thorn. Fester said Yes welcome please come and join us. Morticia said so that's what I did I went over and sat near where Fester was moon bathing. So catch an good raise yet? I asked. No not yet but I will hey Pugsley your blocking my moonlight I wasn't born with this deathly powder you know. Fester said. Sorry uncle Fester. Pugsley said as he walks away. Ada boy. Fester said. Come Pugsley I've found the perfect grave. Wednesday said as she and Pugsley went to recites an incantation and brings back one of their relatives from their grave. I saw what looked like a corps that was walking up to Gomez and Morticia were they were moon bathing. Hello cousin. the corps said before grabbing Morticia hand give it a kiss. My love. He said with a smile then we all went into the house Ah cousin Vlad as he lives and breathes he was one of the Addams' finest... Gomez started to say but was cut off by fester loathsome, sadistic, duplicitous, insidious, fester said. Yup a real ladies man. Vlad was also an expert marksman. As a child, he had a summer job as an executioner. And he was also called "Mr. love 'em and leave 'em. People magazine's shiftiest man alive". Gomez said He and Morticia were quite an item, and he and I fought tooth and nail for Morticia's love, until Vlad choked on a toothpick and died. That was 13 years ago. Gomez told us. He attempted to kill Gomez repeatedly.

(Later that night)

While Fester, Wednesday and Pugsley asked Grandmama for a spell to put him back to the grave Gomez and Vlad continued their fight. Wednesday finished the spell, and Vlad turned to dust. Well as entertain that was I have to get going I have animals to feed and work in the morning Au revoir mes amis. I said then all a sudden Fester comes over to me grabs my arm and starts to kiss it until I give him a look that he lets go of it. Sorry I couldn't help it. He said. It's alright strangely I liked it good night 😘 mon chér. I said then I left after I winked at him from over my shoulder.

( from French to English )

Au revoir = good bye

mes amis= my friends with an s

mon amie= my friend with no s

mon cheri= my darling

mon cher= my dear

mon amour= my love