Bombastic love 🖤 (Fester Addams love 💘 story)

Chapter three:The Addams Family goes to School

( Thorn p.o.v. )

I had just arrived at the Addams's house not only mailman running away but a strange little man that is about to enter the gate that lead to the house. Hey. I said making him turn towards me as well as he starts to blush a little. Are you also going to see the Addams as well? I asked he nods. Cool I'll walk up with ya. I said. Thanks but you don't have too. he said still blushing. Oh I'm not I'm here to visit the family. So shale we? I asked after a short paused. Ah yes we shale. he said he then offers his arm but I just roll my eyes and walk away. Wait! he yelled as he ran to catch up to me just as I was about to just open the door the strange was about knock on the door but was licked by it then was pulled up side down by the vines then Wednesday had opened the door I gently push her out of the way so I could go inside. Sup? I asked as I walked in. Yes hello I'm Mr. Hiller You must be one of the Addams children. the strange man now known as Mr. Hiller said while hanging up side down. When hang someone by the foot it is imported that their hands don't touch the floor other wise they can get splinters. Wednesday said making me smile. Yes well may I please see your parents? he asked we are now walking throw the living room towards the greenhouse. Do you have heath insurance Mr. Hiller? Wednesday asked. Yes why? Mr. Hiller asked a little scared as he should be making me smirk. No reason. Wednesday and I said as we continued to walk throw the house. A cording to our files you have another sibling. Mr. Hiller said. Yes there were three of us but Pugsley ate the littlest one. Wednesday said as we turn towards him. And nether of you been to school? Mr. Hiller asked. No my parents rather we learn something. Wednesday said then Pugsley came in with the mini guillotine  . Wednesday here I fixed it for oh hi Thorn. Pugsley said. Sup. I said. Excellent work. Wednesday told Pugsley as she walks over to the mini guillotine before she turns back to us. Pugsley is good with blades. she said. T-that isn't real is it? Mr. Hiller asked. Of course not. I said as roll my eyes. The real one is down stairs the play room. Wednesday said. Can I see your parents now please? Mr. Hiller asked. Right this way. Pugsley said as he lead us to where Morticia was. Have fun. I said as I followed Pugsley but not before we watch as Wednesday cut her doll's head off making smile a bit as I continued to fallow after Pugsley we finally made it to the greenhouse where we see Morticia cutting the heads off of roses. Mother Thorn is here and this is Mr. Hiller. Pugsley said. How do you do Mr. Hiller and Thorn so good to see you again. Morticia said as she comes over while her African strangler starts to well strangle Mr. H. Why Mr. Hiller you've perked up my African strangler. Morticia said as she takes it off a him. Mrs Addams I was sent here to- but was cut off b Pugsley. Mother I'm going to release some nerve gas. Pugsley said. Have fun dear. Morticia said as she gently touches her sons cheek with the back of her hand before he runs off. Oh you are allergic to poison oak aren't you? Morticia asked as she picks it up and hold it up to Mr. H's face. Morticia what he is trying to say is that he and other like him wants to send the poor children to school with other kids and sun shine. I said. but what ever for I've never did. Have you thorn? Morticia asked No home schooled all my life. I said Maybe I should talk with Mr. Addams. Mr. H said as he starts to scratch himself. Sure may. Morticia said as she goes to ring for lurch heir butter. Ah there you are. she said as Lurch walks in. You rang? Lurch asked. Lurch Mr. Hiller would like to see Mr. Addams. Morticia said . Fallow me. Lurch said he then takes Mr. H to see Gomez. You need any help? I asked once they were gone. That would be lovely. Morticia said so we got started by feeding Cleopatra Morticia's man eating plant. White meat or dark meat? she asked as I hold up a cage that held two rat one white and one black after that I went up stairs to help Wednesday in torturing her brother when we heard thunder then the sound of someone screaming letting us know that mail has arrived right after I had jut got done tying and gagging Pugsley up a few minutes later just as Wednesday was about to brand Pugsley with the letter A when their parents walked in. Children may we come in? Morticia asked. can you wait five minutes? Wednesday asked. We wish it could wait. Gomez said as they entered the room and sat on the bed. Children I'm afraid we've got some bad news. Gomez said. Oh no it true there is a Santa clause. Wednesday said. Wednesday the time has come for you and Pugsley to go to School. Morticia said. But we din't do anything wrong. Wednesday said. Yeah we've been good. Pugsley said as he tried to look at his parent. I don't like it ether but cording to the school board we have no choice. Gomez said. We're sorry darling. Morticia said. Ok. Wens said. Ok well back to play time. Morticia said as she and Gomez got up went to leave the room but stopped turned to me. Thorn your welcome to spend the night if you like. Morticia said. Sure thing. I said. then they left.

The next morning was Wednesday and Pugsley's first day of school we said our goodbyes then we went into the next room to look out of the window just then Eudora came in with a book of some sort in her hand. Where are Wednesday and Pugsley? We were suppose to go over our American anarchist this morning. Eudora said. Mama I'm afraid I have some bad news Wednesday and Pugsley have gone to school. Morticia said. School but their only children. Eudora said. My point exactly- Gomez started to say but was cut off by Morticia. Gomez. Morticia said in a warning tone. Besides I'm their teacher aren't I good enough for them anymore? Eudora asked. Of course you are but the school board insisted. Morticia said. Well let me at them I'll pipe bomb the roof right off their building. Eudora said happily as she shakes her fist up towards the roof. Mama you can't do that. Morticia said. Morticia's right that fester's job. Gomez said looking at his mother while standing next to Morticia. Gomez ma ma there will be no revenge seeking the children have got to go to school and that's that. Morticia said then gave Gomez a look when he turned to look at her. As usual you're absolutely right Morticia I won't give Wednesday and Pugsley a second thought. Gomez said that just made me chuckle a little in witch made everyone look at me. Well as fun as this is I have to go I still have a store to run so I'll be seeing you guys soon. I said. Goodbye Thorn I'll stop by for some eye of newt in a while I running a little low. Eudora said. Sure thing I'll just put some a side for ya as well as put it on your tab so all you have to do is pick it up oh tell Fester that I said hi. I said. Sure thing and thanks. Eudora said. Au revoir- Morticia started to say but was cut off by Gomez. Tish that french. then he grabbed her arm and started to kiss it up and down. Thorn come by anytime your all ways welcome. Morticia finished saying. Will do see ya. I said then I left the house went to my shop did what I said I would do and that was put some eye of newt to the side then I put it on her tab.

The next day I went over to the Addams as always anyway when I got there I see Fester and Eudora standing by the door with them eavesdropping with two empty cups up to the door with their ears press agent the two cups so I went up to them once I was close enough. What are you two doing! I whispered/yelled making them both jump. You startled us nice job. Fester said. Any way we're eavesdropping on Morticia and Gomez with the vice principal and principal conversation about the violence in the class room. Eudora said. Violence? I asked with an eyebrow raised. Yes Violence in their children's books like killing a harmless Dragon and much more. Eudora said. Ah then you mean Grim fairy tales. I said. So you've heard of this Grim fellow. Fester said. Well yeah and I agree their is a lot of violent's in them. I said so then we went back to lessening to the conversation. Enough with the pleasantries just tell them that I'm in charge of the teaching the children from now on. Eudora said Fester and I both gave a thumbs up. The reason we asked you here is we're concerned about what you're teaching in school we don't believe violence belong in the classroom. Morticia said. Violence? one of the Principals asked.Not that there isn't a time and place for it. Gomez said. But when innocent victims sweet childhood heroes are hurt that's when we draw the line. Morticia said. thank you. one of the principals said I guess that thing had handed her a napkin. Mr. and Mrs Addams I assure you we would never promote such a thing. the other principal said Oh no what about Hansel and Gretel? Morticia asked Pushing sweet old ladies into ovens. Gomez said. And killing poor defenseless dragons. Morticia said. Is this the sort of thing you want to feed little children? Gomez asked Go get them Gomez. Eudora said. Yeah let em have it. Fester and I said in synced we looked at each other smiled then looked away with a blush on our face being so pale as we our it was very noticeable but not to each other thank god but Eudora had noticed and was smirking. I'm beginning to see your point maybe the stories are a little violent from slaying dragons to slaying people. the other principal said. To swords to guns. Morticia said. To AK 47. Gomez said. Misguide missiles. Morticia said. To stealth bomber. the older principal said. To releasing anthrax into heavily populated area and watching millions die a slow and painful death. the younger principal said. I like her. Gomez said to Morticia. They should have that one teach the children. Eudora said. Yeah she does seem to know what she's talking about. I said. So you'll talk to the school board? Morticia asked. Oh absolutely and thank you Mister and Mrs. Addams for bring this to our attention it is good to have parents so involved. the older principal said and from that sound like Wednesday and Pugsley had purred some aced on to the seat that the two ladies where sitting in a few minutes we all heard the two ladies screaming all the way to the gate well tomorrow Wednesday and Pugsley go back to school I just hope that it goes well for them this time.