Bombastic love 🖤 (Fester Addams love 💘 story)

Chapter four: "Fester's Punctured Romance"

As of late I've been spending my time at the Addams household it even got to the point that Morticia had asked me if I would like to just move in that they have plenty room that they could have a room ready for me even the one that I already use when I stay over like last night they said that they have come to see me as a member of the family especially Wednesday and Pugsley they already see me as their aunt. Right now it is night time the family and I are out in the cemetery Morticia,Eudora and I are over by one of the graves talking Gomez is swinging two what looks like hanging noose while Wednesday and Pugsley are by another grave playing Wednesday has Pugsley tied to a tomb while she puts leches on him. Stop squirming or they won't be able to drain the color. Wednesday said as she continued to put more leches on him. Ouch! Pugsley cried out. Wednesday,Pugsley! Morticia call out to them making them look over to her. Don't take all the leches save some for uncle Fester. Morticia said.Have you noticed Fester has been acting strange lately he's been so sly so,so secretive. Eudora said. Dear Fester he just improves with age. Morticia said. My guess he has a girlfriend lucky girl. I said unknown to me sounding very disappointment witch made them look at me. What I just mean that someone as handsome as Fester must at lest have one girlfriend already. I said with the same unknown tone. It's just that you sounded a bite disappointed. Morticia said. Yes if I din't know any better I would say that you might have a crush on my son Fester. Eudora said. I did? And it's a good thing that you don't I couldn't like him like that. Could I? I asked. You did dear and let us ask some questions. Eudora said. what do you think of him? Morticia asked. I think he's fun, funny, charming, smart, great with kids really knows his bombs, handsome. I said in another unknown tone with unknown to me an dreamy look on my face making them share a look with each other. How do you feel when he's around? Eudora asked. Lets see happy, my skin feels like it's crowing but in a good way I guess I feel worm I get a chill going down my spine again in a good way I also get this feeling almost like I don't want him to leave and when he does all I feel is empty like a missing piece is missing. I said. Ok now how do you feel about him with other women? Morticia asked.I feel like throwing them off a cliff or have Wednesday and Pugsley help me in torturing them in the most painful way possible then beat some sense into Fester for even thinking about other women much less be with them. I said vary comely surprisingly but with a smirk on my face. My you sounded just like a true Addams just then. Morticia said. Most defiantly but I'm afraid that your right and wrong at the same time. Eudora said with Morticia nodding in agreement. What do you mean Eudora? I asked. I mean you don't have a crush on Fester your in love with him. Eudora said my eyes went weighed with shock. Me in love with Fester? I asked still in shock. Yes. Morticia and Eudora said in sync just then Fester walks over to where we are and sit on one of the tombstones looking A little down and not in a good way somethings wrong. Why Fester you're never get a moon burn that way. Morticia said. What difference does it make. Fester said. Complete hopelessness I like it. Eudora said the four of us smiled at that before we turned back to Fester. I might as well tell ya Krewella broke up with me. Fester said there's a part of me that is happy with this news but a part of me wish to cheer him up by beating the living her into a bloody mess and hang her by her hair if she has any on a telephone poll the watch as it slowly rips out of her head and she falls to her death. Poor uncle Fester maybe these will help you feel better. Wednesday said as she started putting leches on top of his head. Here let me help. I said as I got up and started to help her putting leches on his head. Krewella din't leave you for another prison guard? Morticia asked. no nothing parole board let her off for good behavior. Fester said Gomez does a few flips on the ropes then swing off does a flip in the air and land on his feet. Look on the dark side. Gomez said. Oh yeah there's plenty more felons in the maximum security prison. Eudora said while both Morticia gave her a look. Maybe your right. Fester said just then Gomez hit a ball with his melt it bounced around a few times before it landed in Festers mouth making him fall back into the open grave Gomez and Morticia walk over to where he is hand in hand. That's the spirit. Gomez said. Remember Fester you are in your prime why just look at that face. Morticia said just as I had walked over to stand next to her. I asked you what women could resist that. Gomez said. A women with no taste in men. I said unknown to me that I had a dreamy look on my face while looking at Fester.